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Lucy.


 Wednesday - How To Get The Right Dick
 

HOW TO GET THE RIGHT DICK AT WALMART

My good friend River Rat and I were talking about digital cameras.  I told her that when I take pictures my battery dies usually the same day & I was getting frustrated.

This was her advice:

 

From:  

The River Rat  

  

Kit Kat had that problem...I did too. Walmart sells a "Dock" it's about 50 bucks but you never have to buy batteries again.take your camera with you so you can get the right dick..And it's well worth it if you want to take a lot of pics.my bateries once went bad in one day,,,,
talk to kit Kat she just got one & she loves hers..
have a safe holiday.

 

I was laughing so hard, I sent it back to her and asked her if she noticed anything wrong with her private message. 

She is so cute, love ya River Rat, you made my day!

 


 

PS - Ladies, some of us have discussed how we wanted to talk about sex more here and I have found a blogger who is brave enough to do so. Do not go to her blog if you are going to be judgmental or offended.  It is for adults only & not for everyone, so be nice!  No fighting, no biting! 

 

jana's sexual adventures

 

 

 

 

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 Tuesday - Question..........
 

QUESTION

Where do you fall in the birth order of you and your siblings or are you an only child?

(don't ask my why my post slants today - I think it may be caused by cutting and pasting your comments with icons )

 

Lucy

  I am the oldest of three. A younger sister and then the youngest, a brother .

 

 

Shiloh

I am the eldest and the proud bearer of the Course Of The Oldest Child (COTOC). What does that mean? Everything, absolutely everything was my fault.   

I am the oldest girl. My brother is the youngest (and the favorite). There is an 8 year difference between us.

 

 

Proud

 I was middle boy, boy, girl for 9 years then a boy. You may think poor girl only she could handle us boys well. TS

 

 

Polar Bear

 I was firstborn in both of my family of origin and family of choice!

 

 

Mum

 I am the youngest of 8 - I have 5 sisters and 2 brothers - all older than me.
When I was born, my oldest sister was 18 years old and was leaving home - so her and I have never lived in the same house together, even though we're sisters.

 

 

Tricky Terri

I am the youngest of four and the ONLY girl!! I kinda like that too nobody can steal my clothes!!

 

 

KitCat

Smack Dab in the middle...lol...older brother, me , younger brother

 

 

 

 

 

 
 

Belle

 I am the oldest and have a younger brother. Was not consulted about the addition to the family (had been an only child for 6 years).I wanted a puppy....instead I got a brother!

 

Whit's          Whittlings 

 I am the baby with one older sister and brother.

 

 

Colo

 I am the middle child ---one sister 5 years older----one brother 16 months younger....

 

 

Ash's Mom

 

 I am the middle child and the only girl in the family. In hind sight this was a great advantage, but when growing up I constantly told my brothers I wished they were girls! LOL
Happy Tuesday Lucy!
AM

 

 

Biggie-T

I'm the youngest. My older brother is 17 years older than me!


 

Lover2

 

I am the oldest then my sister four years younger....Oh theres more then my brother six years younger and ummmmmm oh yea my other sister seventeen years younger.....I thought my mom was crazy when she had her....lol

 

 

Giwlegs 

 I am the baby in the family. I have a older sister that is 10 yrs my Sr. and a older brother whom is 7 yrs. my sr.But I feel older then them all..

 

 

Red

 I am the oldest child in my family.

I have a brother who is 3 years younger than me.

my mother also took in foster kids,so i have many many brothers and sisters in my heart that were a wee bit older than my brother.

I still call my brother (even though he is in NC and I am in NH, and we are 27 and 30) and boss him around...cause I can!

IN His Love,

RED

 

 

Black Napalm

I am the youngest of five (four boys, one girl)

 

 

 SharingCher

I am the eldest girl of 3, with one older brother and my one baby brother-the wonderful Mokie Joe, here in the Stream. I have two wonderful younger sisters who take really good care of me.

 

 

PisonerofHope

Hi Lucy, I was the baby in a family of four girls until my little sister was born the year I went to kindergarten. I think I have alot of baby qualities and my little sister has alot of only child qualities. Cool post.

 

 

Not Meg

If I said I had no idea ... I bet that would confuse you as much as it does me ..and no, I'm not adopted.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The River Rat


I'm the eldest of 5. Sister 3 years younger, brother 5 years younger, brother 12 years younger, and a sister 19 years younger...
I was The Babysitter.

 

 

SwifterMom

I am the immature, spoiled yougest, and also the baby girl. My older brother and I are vastly different. I'm more into material things, although I don't even begin to compete with those around me in affluent Philly suburbia. I loved following my brother, playing with him and watching him read. I couldn't wait until I could do the cool things he was doing. When he went off to college, even though I was soon to follow, my sub-conscious mind admitted how much I love and missed him. I sleep walked and awakened one morning in his bed.

His childhood bed is sitting right there to my right today.

My brother lives a distance away.

 

 

Big Chris

Last surviving son,younger bro died before I knew him, and an older bros(2) and sisters(2)...BC

 

 


 

Kellih612

Let's see, depends on where you count me, with step siblings, half siblings, etc. as far as actual by blood children go, my father, fathered 5 children and i am the middle of them, though the youngest did not survive. growing up, there were four in the house and i was part of the middle two, and if you count all of my siblings, steps and all, i am in the middle two there as well, being the fourth youngest of 8, so i guess i am stuck in the middle no matter which way i figure it. my poor little brother had just him and my father against four women. we use to have a blast dressing him up as a girl, we had a wig and everything. he looked great in eyeshadow and lipstick.

 

 

 

 

Puppy

Immature and spoiled here.

Oops! I'm the youngest of two.

 

 


 

Marc Rules in Contrast

I'm in the MIDDLE of two other men. Sounds nicer than it was.

 

 

 

 

 

Moonsilver

Well, I guess you all know by now from reading my blog that I am an only child. At least that's the way I was raised. I have spent most of my life looking for my brothers and sisters and have found lots of them. They may not be related to me by blood or marriage but they are still my family. My brothers and sisters are all chosen by me and some are older and some are younger and some may even be the same age as me but it's all good. Biologically, I'm an only child, it is a lonely way to grow up and so I think it is why I have sought to have chosen brothers and sisters!

 

 

 

 


Todd Charske

Youngest of two - one older brother -

that mean I got away with everything!

Not always easy later in life.

 

 

Renegade

What fun to read about others!

I'm the oldest, two younger brothers, have just lost one, and I always ran interference for them, took the blame for a lot of things they did to keep them out of trouble! Always felt like I was their mother, and was always the one that caught the brunt of the work to be done. blech! LOL!

 

 


 Godseeker

I am the oldest, with one sister and one brother. My sister, a year younger, didn't come to live with us till we were 12 and 13 and my brother 8, which was wonderful as we used to cry for eachother all the time. My brother is Mr. Responsible, he had to be I guess as me and my sister went "nuts" when she moved in! We'd be in one room "plotting away" how we could cut school, and he'd be in the other, watching the news!

 
 

 Big Al

I am the youngest child. I have three brothers and one sister.

 

ThePrairiePrankster

Guilty of being an eldest Son, but I had no choice your Honor!

 

 

Unbalanced

I am the the second youngest of 4, two older brothers and one younger sister. But considering the fact that my brothers did not grow up with us, it was just my sister and I. So I consider myself the oldest and I certainly fit that profile.

 

 

 
 

 
 

 

 

 


The only child:

  • Keen on facts, ideas, and details;
  • A 'mover and shaker' in their work;
  • Unforgiving and demanding;
  • Doesn't handle criticism well;
  • Lonely and spoiled.

The oldest child:

  • Likely to be successful and responsible;
  • A hard working perfectionist;
  • Pushed by the parents, who have high expectations;
  • Pushes others too hard;
  • A bossy-boots.

The middle child:

  • Good at making friends and getting on with people;
  • A good mediator and negotiator;
  • Quietly rebellious but avoids confrontation;
  • Worries about being overlooked;
  • A people-pleaser who gets walked over.

The youngest child:

  • Likes entertaining and showing off;
  • Gets bored easily;
  • Charming one minute, hard to deal with the next;
  • Worries about not being taken seriously;
  • Immature and spoiled.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 

 

 





 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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 Monday - Meet Me Under The Covers
 

 

MEET ME UNDER THE COVERS

 

Hey crazy kids, today is the beginning of our book club, Meet Me Under The Covers...

 

Our book selection is Subway Music

 

Let's start reading it today.  We will discuss next Monday, April 23rd.

 

I'm curious who has the book.....

 

Thanks and happy reading!

 

 

 

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 Sunday - You know you've had too much to drink when......
 

Post # 2

Revised a million and a half times

 

You know you've had too much to drink when this happens!

 

This cracked me up, I was crying I was laughing so hard!

 

 

Notice the warped step his head is on!  He just needed a little nap...poor fellow, probably up all night studying.

 

 

We used to call empty beers dead soldiers, maybe this is where it originated from?  Who needs chalk for a dead body, recycle beer bottles.

 

 

Oh, geeez, how did he not wake up after having his ass waxed?  Ouchy...

 

 

A new way to clean the ceiling?  You know this all started with that blanket and they just kept taking it a step further.

 

 

He broke the bowl reaching for toilet paper!  I hate when that happens.

 

 

This is called antique-ing.  Love when they have this on Jack Ass on MTV.

 

 

The dog house was too good for him, so his wife put him in the dog cage!  The dog is snickering...hahaha.

 

 

All I can think of is what will he think when he wakes up?  It reminds me of the Willie Nelson story I told when his wife sewed him into the bed cause she was pissed he came home stinking drunk.

Colo with her keen eye noticed the orbs on his ass !  lol

 

 

Notice the K-Y jelly.  If you have a hangover use a maxi pad on your head & smoke a tampon.

 

 

Not sure what Bitch Bingo is, but thank goodness for watermelons! Notice the shadows from onlookers.

 

 

Gay Pride!  Ain't he cute?  Awww just darling.

 

 

Oh that's gonna be one helluva big step outta bed ! You know when you have those dreams about falling?

 

 

And I am proud to announce this is my son. He wanted to be a robot and instructed CH where to cut holes to acheive his vision....

He is Bud-Man ! 

 

 

Boys will be boys!

 

Just say no !

 

 

 

 

 

Just a reminder:

Tonight:  Naked Sopranos

Tomorrow:  Meet Me Under The Covers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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 Easter Sunday - I Wanna Easta Egg
 

Post # 1

(speakers on please)

 

I WANNA EASTA EGG !

I WANNA EASTA EGG !

 

Have a wonderful Easter Sunday everyone.....

Don't forget to put on your Easter bonnet !

 

And a special note to Cindy:

Here comes Peter Cottontail....

 

Click the link below to watch Bugs Bunny in the Easter Yegg.

 I wanna Easta Egg, I wanna Easta Egg !

http://looneytunes.warnerbros.com/web/toons/toons_classics.jsp?id=toons_classics_easteryeggs

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