Okay Mum, are you nervous?

 

Well, now that I went ahead and read all the questions, I'm nervous now!! LOL!

I should have told you no cheating Mum !

 

I'll be gentle with you.

Now do remember how this goes?

 

No - please tell me again! :P

 

 

I interview you ten questions, then I will post the interview on my blog page on Sunday.

 

Sometime before next Sunday you need to interview someone else on Blogstream and then send me the interview and I will post it Sunday on "The Blogger Enquirer Rag" issue # 2 and so on. 

 

Kind of like a blogstream interview chain letter. 

 

You choose the next person you want to interview and you also choose you own set of ten questions. 

 

I've decided that we should always keep question

# 10 as is as a staple for all interviews, that is my favorite question and tells alot about a person.

Plus, if I can, I will incorporate it into the edition.

 

Make sure you cut and copy the instructions for the next person so they know they must interview someone next & how it works.

 

The person you interview has to follow the same steps above, pick someone to interview and submit it to me for The Blogger Enquirer Rag before the following Sunday.

 

Okay - got it!!

 

Goodie......

Okay relax, take a deep breathe and I promise I will be gentle......here we go.

I'm relaxed......... bring it on!!

You're a good sport Mum or on some good medication.....

 

 

THE INTERVIEW

 

Okay ladies and gentlemen of blogstream, my special guest today is Life Is Peachy or Mum as I call her. 

She is a lovely 37 year old woman from Canada has three kids and was one of my first, dearest blog friends.

She also was the person who gave me the blog name Lucy!

 

WAS one?? You mean, I'm not now???

 

Oopsie!  IS IS IS IS IS IS !!!  Ya know I love ya!

Do you have anything to add before we begin Mum?

 

Well, I'm truly honored Lucy that you asked me for your first interview - of all the wonderfully talented bloggers on this site, you've chosen the HockeyMum to be your guinea pig!!??

 

You are a brave girl  & you know I love ya ! 

 

Okay -  let me check my hair - good!

Nails - Good! 

Shirt - no gaping buttons or unzipped zippers! 

Shoes - nope, no shoes for this interview! 

Makeup - check! 

Hhmm....what else

Do I look okay?

Do I look fat in this??? 

OMG I'm so nervous............. LOL!!

You're looking good kidd-o, you make your Canadians proud!

 

 

 

 

 

My Canadian Motto - Save a tree, Eat a beaver!  hehe

 

 

 

I should have showed up for this interview in a helmet and hockey stick..... and you know I would!! 

Although it IS May and it's time to show a little skin....

 

HockeyMum is quite the ice hockey nut !

 

 

 

Question # 1

 

I know you come from a very large family, if they all got together right now and had to come up with just one word to describe you best, what would that one word be?

 

Well its not one word - but they'd say I talk too much. 

Or maybe the word is Talkative!

 

Hmmmm, I like chatter-box, that suits you.

Sure - Chatter-box is the word!  Most definitely.

 

 

 

 

Question # 2

 

What do you consider you're biggest character weakness?

 

This is easy!! 

I have no backbone. 

 I have this crazy need to please everyone all the time, at all costs, sometimes to a fault!! 

I can never say no to anyone and can never stand up for myself. 

Well, ya gotta cut that out right now Mum!

 

Working on it!

 

 

 

 

Question # 3

 

If money and time were not a factor what would you like to study to become an expert in?

 

First choice:  Journalism 

Second choice:  Massage Therapy or Reflexology

My thought too, message therapy, reflexology.....

anything Eastern. 

Cool answer.

 

Yes, I've always loved going to a reflexologist - there is nothing in this world like getting a foot massage!!

 

 

 

 

Question # 4

 

If your house was on fire and everyone was out safe including your pets, and you had just 5 minutes to go in and grab a few things, what would you retrieve?

 

My box of photo albums!

I keep them a tote box just for this very reason!

They can be easily retrieved!  

And I'd try to grab my mom's gold watch that's priceless to me.  

I agree with the pictures. 

Actually one of our bloggers could not submit a pix for the graduation yearbook because their house burnt down.....so sad.  Is your tote on wheels?

 

Nope, it's just a big assed-box - and it'll probably take a tractor to haul it out - but at least their all in one place.

 

lololol

 

 

 

 

 

Question # 5

 

This is a two-part question on vices......

favorite swear word & favorite cocktail.

(I know you are not a beer drinker)

 

Well I'm not much of a drinker at all - but if I do have a drink, I love Baha Rosa (tequila) or a good salty Caesar. (do you have those down there??) 

And I like Long Island Iced Tea!

That stuff goes down like water!

Never heard of a Caesar but Long Island Iced Teas.....oh yeah!

 

A Ceasar is vodka, tomato juice or Clamato juice, tobasco sauce, salt and pepper - and the glass has a salted rim - I think it's like a Bloody Mary. 

 

The Ceasar is the number 1 mixed drink in Canada and was "invented" in Alberta!

And now I'm craving one....

 

Yep, that sounds like a Bloody Mary.

They are good for a hangover! 

 

 

 

I like a stalk of celery in mine and three big green olives & spicy......you can make it into a meal. 

 Someplaces even serve it with a shrimp hanging over the edge. 

 

 

 

MMMM

 

My swear word of choice is probably "sonofabitch" .

And don't tell too many people this but for some reason  I love saying the word "cunt" like:

"You dirty cunt!"  

when I'm really pissed off at something. 

 I usually only say it when I'm alone though cuz I think it's a little harsh. 

 

But say it with me Lucy - doesn't that just roll off the tongue??

You CUNT!! 

LOL!!

Oh my.......now that's a bad word from a sober girl!

That was a big surprise to me, ya nut!  lol

 

Well, I work with men all day so I hear them all...........

and I keep telling them all that size doesn't matter, but they don't believe me!! LOL!

 

 

LOLOLOL - Which brings me to my next question...

 

 

 

 

Question # 6

 

Length or Gurth?

 

Gurth - absolutely GURTH!!

That's a no-brainer!

(isn't it spelled GIRTH?)

See I got all excited when my mind started wandering around the penis.

 

Oh I understand completely!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Question # 7

 

What is the "grooviest" thing you have in your closet?

 

Do sex toys count as groovy??

 

 

 

Uh, no, not unless you plan on wearing them as an accesorry.

 

I still have my grade 12 High School leather jacket - and it still sorta fits - my boobs got bigger over the years!!!  And it's as ugly as they get too. 

(the coat, not my boobs!) 

But it has my name on the sleeve, the year I graduated and our high school logo - how could I not keep that?

 

 

Well, that could be considered groovy as well as um, let's say... nerdy Mum.....

Was it for sports or constant chattering?

 

I'm not sure what it was for actually!!

Not sports though.....

 

Another cool "groovy" thing in my closet are all my leg-warmers from the 80's! HAHA!! 

 

Oh, gotta love that......did you have a "Flash Dance" cut off shirt too?

 

 

lololol

 

 

 

 

Question # 8

 

What three people would you like to meet in person from Blogstream and why?

 

Oh my gosh - just 3 ?

Are you serious ?

I'm going to name 3 - but not in any order and this is just 3 of the many I'd love to meet.  

And these three are besides YOU, of course!

 

Thanks Mum

 

1 - KitKat (Just being me) 

 

 

2 - Jackie (Coloconnect)

 

 

3 - The wonderful poet that writes "Soulmate Dreamer" 

 

 

And again - three is not even scratching the surface..... This list should include anyone that's in my BM'd list of favorite blogs!! 

It must be the name Jacque that you love so much. lol

 Colo is like the momma blogstreamer of all of us. 

Whenever I need a pick me up, I vent to her (and you). 

She's a good friend. 

 

 Kitcat is a total riot isn't she? 

She just goes with the flow, love her.

I would love to party with her.

 

I just started reading SoulMate.....he submitted a pix for our yearbook so you get to see him! 

Petra7077 is quite a handsome fellow, if I may say so, and an awesome writer.

 

Yeah, it must be the name!! 

Colo (Jackie) is most definitely the momma of all of us.... sometimes I think she must be a robot cuz she seems too perfect and she just has it all together, you know? 

I can only dream to be half the person she is.

 

Kitkat is a riot and the most genuine person I've met in a long time.... besides you of course!

 

Thanks

 

SoulMate Dreamer - his poems are hypnotizing.....

I can't describe it. 

I envy people that can write so well!

 

That's why I don't even attempt poetry here, it's too intimidating with all the brilliance on blogstream.

 

I'd also like to meet Pioneer, I wish he was more involved with us...he is always lurching around in the background somewhere, very mysterious.

 

 

 

 

Question # 9

 

If you were a piece of gum, who's mouth would you want to be in?  lol

 

Well - This is kind of a two-way question you know!!  

 

 Matthew McConaughey can chew on me anytime he wants !!     LOL!

  

OR

 

  Maybe George Bush - and I'd try to choke him by getting caught at the back of his throat !! 

Wow, you and I both with Matty Baby......great idea for

Bushy-Poo too....choke, choke !

 

And then - If I were in my husband's mouth, I'd magically turn into super glue and glue his mouth shut !! LOL!

Oh, my.....I kinda suspected that one was coming.

 

 

 

 

 

Question # 10

 

(keep this question for all interviews as #10 please)

 

What is in your CD player right now?

 

Let me go check..........

 

Hmm - this might be a Canadian thing and everyone out there is going "HUH ???",

but it's April Wine's Greatest Hits. 

 

Anyone know them??

I love that CD -

I can sing every song on the whole darn CD.

 

 

Hmmmm, not sure if I ever heard of them.....

go find something we know.

I'll wait for ya.

 

Okay - next on the list is Meatloaf's Bat out of Hell. 

Always been a fan of Meatloaf - love the lyrics, and his voice is amazing!! 

 

That album should be a staple in everyone's CD collection....great choice. 

I will check out April Wine.

 

 

 

 

Okay that concludes my crazy questions, some serious & some funny.

Aww!

It's done already ???

I was just getting started! ha!

 

I was easy on ya! 

Don't be so easy on the next victim Mum....get down and dirty!

 

Love ya,

Lucy

xxx

&

thanks

 

This was great fun !!! :)

Glad ya liked it Mum......thank you so much for participating.

You are a good sport.

 

For your guest star appearance, as a parting gift you get

a brand new ...

your very own ...

Sushi Shower Curtain !

 

You will be the envy of your friends & family.

As you wash in uncooked, raw FISH ! 

 

 

(smiles and hugs Lucy!) 

Thanks - this was fun - not too painful !! 

Now for the next interviewee.......... who shall it be??????