FRIDAY NIGHT

BLOG POKER !!

http://games.yahoo.com/games/ante?room=yahoo_1078798481&prof_id=chat_pf_1&nosignedcab=yes

Click the link above to bring you to Yahoo Games Poker - Texas Holdem'

You must be a member of Yahoo to play, it's free and easy to join...

I will be there between 8-9:00 pm tonight.

(eastern time)

Feel free to sit down and start playing or chat until I get there.

We have our own table:

Game:  Poker

Room:  Beginner Lounge 6

Table: 5

Host:  Jacquecastan2000

I have about 25 blog feet pictures...keep them coming!

I want at least 50 to do the movie.

Please send to:

bloggerlucy@aol.com

If you have any questions, please feel free to ask.

Sunday Foot Fetish

(not really, don't be scared my friend)

Sorry we do not have an interview today for the Blogger Enquirer, we had some technical difficulties but the presses will be up and running by next Sunday, I promise.

Okay, the foot movie.....

 Some of you are getting into the spirit and actually asking questions and some brave souls have actually submitted pix.....oh yeah!!

I think I have about 7 submissions thus far....7 set of feet or 14 actual feet.  I think that is about 140 toes !!  My goal is to have 50 submissions.

This was one of my ideas for myself to do as an example:

I was going to set up a Grateful Dead album as background and put daisies in between each toe (like a flower child) and a fake joint burning in between one of my toes with smoke rising.  Maybe add a little incense too.

 (no I do not smoke pot...can you imagine if I did - oh my...yikes !!??)

This is the kind of creativity I am looking for though.

You do not have to show your feet if you are shy...slap on a pair of clown shoes if you want to!  Dig them in the mud with worms crawling all over them.....I don't care!

Today I saw a rainbow and took a photograph.  I just wish I thought of lying on the ground and threw my feet into the air; placing one foot on one end of the rainbow and the other foot at the other end.

Once when my CH husband was sound asleep on the couch I polished his toes bright red & took a picture....this photo may end up in the movie..shhhh.

BE WEIRD !

BE CRAZY !

BE ARTISTIC !

BE CREATIVE !

USE YOUR BLOG NAME AS A SPRING BOARD TO CREATE!

( Ice, Moma, Polar Bear, Puppy, Daisy, Venus, Tombs, Flames, Moons, Dog Houses, Prank, Texas, Mom, Mum, River & Rat, Peaches, Cowbells, Yankees, Nuts, Queens, Rollercoasters, Republicans, Creeks, Cats, Bookworms, Raindrops, Hearts, Stars, Candles, Scotland, Magicians & Fairies....)

Come on guys....be silly and submit to BLOGGERLUCY@AOL.COM

Let's have some fun...I have some music picked out but if you have an idea, send it to me and you will get credit for your idea. 

Also, name your picture!  Give it a title.... 

 For instance with my silly idea, instead of Dead Heads, it can be Dead Toes, Dead Feet.....etc.

You can do it, don't be shy...tap into that creative side of yours !! 

Do them in black and white or color.  If you want them in black and white I can change it on my end.

Dress your feet up as a famous celebrity !

Write a political or religious message on the soles of your feet !

Incorporate your children & pets feet into the photo !

Throw a wig on your foot and draw a face on them with lipstick !

Put on your prom shoes or wedding shoes !

Henna your feet !

Take a picture of your feet with a cool background such as a mountain, flowers, a body of water, clouds in the sky, a sunset, the moon, a blazing fire....etc.

"You don't know me until you have walked a mile in my shoes"

Where have your feet been?

Where do you want them to go?

Here are examples I have found on the internet:

ODE TO FEET !

DO IT FOR ART !

DO IT FOR LUCY !

You know I am gonna bug you relentlessly until you give it up, just like the Blogstream Yearbook !

DO IT !

TACO SALAD

Recipe

If you are going to a BBQ this weekend....make this, but beware you will be asked for the recipe from everyone, so bring a pen & paper.  You will be asked to make this for every get together, picnic and BBQ from here on out!

Ingredients:

1 lb. ground beef - browned, drained and cooled

1 head of lettuce - shredded

4 tomatoes - diced

1 onion - diced

1 green pepper - diced

1 red pepper - diced

8 oz of shredded cheese - may use taco prepackaged shredded cheese or cheddar

1/2 can black olives - pitted & drained

1/2 jar green olives - drained

(smoosh olives between fingers to break into small pieces; this is easier than cutting individually)

1 package of taco seasoning mix

8 oz. of Viva Italian salad dressing - a little more if salad is dry

1 large bag of Doritos - this is the fun part....crush the bag so Doritos break into little pieces

Mix all together in a very large bowl just before serving so Doritos don't become soggy.

Leftovers

You can heat in microwave....add salsa, sour cream  jalapenos, beans, avacados or roll into a tortilla shell.

WARNING:

This stuff is addictive !

speakers on....

Over Heard in New York Saturday

Cashier: $2.99? That's cheap!
Female customer: That ain't cheap for my Trojans!
Cashier: No, I mean that's cheap, like, on sale.
Female customer: Don't be puttin' no bad vibe on my condoms!

--Duane Reade, 34th Street

Girl #1: I just don't know what he sees in me.
Girl #2: Maybe the same thing you see in him.
Girl #1: Well, I like him because his dad's a mortician.

--Park Slope

Black teenage girl on cell: I don't care if he is a skinny white dude. I'm telling you right now, as long as I don't have my period I'm gonna screw that cracker.

--7th Ave, Park Slope

Annoyed friend: Yeah, I like what you did with your hair. Seriously, it's a nice look for you.
Vain guy: Thanks. You know, I'm always amazed at how a good haircut can drive away the usual enthusiasm for suicide.
Annoyed friend: Hold on. It doesn't look that good.

--Union Square

A teen girl punches her father repeatedly in the arm.

Older sister: You know he can't feel that, right? He's wearing a leather jacket.
Teen girl: What?
Older sister: Yeah, that's why motorcyclists wear leather, so they don't get their skin scraped off when they go sliding across the pavement.
Teen girl: Oh! So if I punch a cow, it can't feel it?

--The Plaza

Asian guy: Yo, nigger.
Black guy: Fuck you. You ain't my nigger.

--90th St, Elmhurst

Vendor: Crackerjacks! Crackerjacks!
Very drunk woman: Crackerjacks?! What about LSD??

--Keyspan Park, Coney Island

Teen girl #1: Whoa, are those apples really all in perfect rows?
Teen girl #2: Whole Foods has really out-yuppied itself this time.

--Whole Foods, Columbus Circle

Girl: Would you be interested in hearing about a fun place where children can learn?
Man: No, I'm not allowed because I'm a registered felon.
Girl: Well, have a nice day!

--outside SCORE! Educational Center, Union Turnpike

Thirty-something mom: Just to be clear, it isn't a vibrator. It's just a dildo.

--TKTS line

Guy: I've pissed the bed before. Hell, [gesturing towards girl] I've pissed on her!

--48th & 8th

Guy on cell: So you're expecting the crackhead's knife to be sterilized?

--outside Grand Central

Fat, middle-aged female crossing guard: Every time I do that I shit the bed.

--29th St & 30th Ave, Astoria

Guy: If I'm going to swallow sperm it has to be for love. That's just how I feel, man.

--Outside the Wintergarden Theater

Club-hopper: I don't like that bar. But it's a good scene if you want a 700-pound gay Republican sitting on your face.

--Typhoon, 18th & 8th

Hobo: I wish my girlfriend was here! We went to the supermarket fifteen years ago, and she never came back. "I'll be right back," she said, but she never came back! Sixteen years, and I'm giving up.

--64th & Broadway

Limo driver: Here you go, sir.
Donald Trump: Is this the Mercrdes one I wanted?
Limo driver: No, sir, it is a Buick.
Donald Trump: Well, I'll ride in it this time, but next time it better be a Mercedes. I have class.

--Trump Building, Pine & Wall

Toddler: Daddy, do you have your period?
Daddy: No. Only mommies get periods.
Mom whispers: Daddy has diarrhea.
Toddler to waitress: Mommy has her period and Daddy has diarrhea!!

--TGI Friday's, Times Square

Guy: Yo, so did you do the AIDS walk thing?
Girl: No. I don't have AIDS.
Hobo: Not yet she doesn't.

--Columbus Circle

Tourist #1: Ha! Look at her, she's trying to look just like Bernadette Peters.
Tourist #2: That is Bernadette Peters and she heard you. Can we go now?

--51st & 5th

Dad: Ok, ok, it's two outs, we'll go after this batter.
Boy: Dad, I want water!
Dad: You know what I see? An impatient little boy who can't wait five minutes.
Boy: You know what I see? Someone who's gonna have their face broken because they didn't have any water!

--Yankee Stadium

Girl #1: Ben's hot, but I think he's gay.
Girl #2: No way. Why?
Girl #1: He asked me if my carpet matches my drapes.
Girl #2: I don't think he's gay.
Girl #1: Oh yeah?
Girl #2: Call him up and tell him he can chew on your carpet!
Girl #1: What?

--Central Park

Twentysomething guy: The quality of life here is so bad...I mean, if you enjoy drinking all night and having random sex, you'll like living in New York.

--5th Ave & 9th St

Girl: Fuck nice! I am a born and bred New Yorker, I don't care for nice. I dont' want to be nice, I want to be right! Fuck nice!

--O'Neil's Irish Bar ladies' room, 3rd Avenue

Courtesy of:  http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

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