OVERHEARD IN THE STREAM
This Week's Staff of Sleuths & Secret Spies
SHERLOCK'S SISTA - Head Dick
THAT GIRL - ROUGH RIDER - LOOSELIPS - THE BALDING EAGLE
BABA WAWAS - BAM BAM - DUSTBUNNY - AGENT 006 - D DOES IT
"You have the right to remain silent.
If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you for OVERHEARD IN THE STREAM SATURDAY.
You have the right to throw a hissy fit and stomp your feet.
If you cannot censor yourself we will mis-quote you.
During any blog posts, comments, private messages and public chats you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions, or make any statements...."
It was a surrogate Randy filling in while I was in Bali, getting in touch with my spleen-gizzard!
NOT that there's anything wrong with that!
I'm just saying!
RANDY420
I shoot everything and everybody...haven't been arrested yet.
In fact, I haven't been arrested for a very long time...
SOLID GROUND
Well behaved women rarely make history.
DEEEJ DEB'S DIDDIES
Hey Lucy, you haven't shaken the sand out of your bathing suit yet ??
There must be enough sand in there to get a camel lost !!
SQUASH
That butt plug Randy mentioned must be a humdinger to have all of that information written on it.
BELLE
But tell me....what happened to Belle's top at the poker game and why is she toothless ?
MAJOR PAIN
Bath? Hmmmm....yeah Baby, I'm ready for a bath !
PUPPY
I know I don't want any electrodes implanted in my brain, I would go crazy thinking the government was trying to do some kind of mind control on me....as if they're not already.
DAISY
Bring on the male strippers....!
TOPAZ
Finally my craziness has paid off.
CHANDA
Cars playing “musical lanes” at high speeds is not a fun game.
DAISY
One more reason to own a HUMMER Daisy.
SQUASH
Poor husband, he told me last week that we had now been married for 25 years-eight months and 14 days; I looked at him and said:
“Ok Shawshank who is counting? Have you hammered an escape hole in the bedroom wall with a fucking toffee hammer?”
JANEY GODLEY
Eye-contact was never a good idea at the Drowned Rat Bar. Even their girls were tough, you know what I mean? They all had funny colored hair, chewed the f..k out of their gum, snarled when they were happy, and smiled when they were angry !
JOESBLOG6
Oh, and honey get a freaking sense of humor. You miserable negative energy mass of gas !
DONUTS
My name is NOT Jesus Christ, even though my dad called me that when he was angry.
MR ORNERY
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He treated all women really well and he was very attracted to the sensual beauty of women too, but not in a perverted way, just in a hetero-sexy (new word) way.
DONUTS
The art, pictures, and writing here, are very good. I have found myself crying at some of the posts. I know, I’m a guy but, I’m allowed to do that now, since I’m an old fart! I feel something good here. Yesterday I looked at posts and comments, and I swear I heard a heartbeat–one heartbeat. It was us! When I come here I can hear one heartbeat. That’s who we are; it’s a great world isn’t it? I love you guys.
JOESBLOG6 |
Hmmmmmmmm.....I'm not sure.
Every once in a while, a jackass has to be called a jackass.
VALKYRIE
But when she met Bubba, her energy was re-directed and she found a whole new world worth living for and in with a wonderful shy guy who's only wish was her happiness.
And so, she lived in a wooded fairy-land as her prince single handedly built her a new castle for them to spend the rest of their lives together in, cause from pretty early on in the relationship she had granted his wish and had turned into quite a happy lady.
SHARECHER
My Dearest Belle, to hold you, thrill you, kiss you would be my heaven !
THE YANKEE
My Dearest Yankee: Two words.....SHOW ME !
^BELLE^
Cuz when they're screwing with you they may be leaving some other poor bastard alone who could NOT deal with it...
Let em' talk & whisper BUT don't let em' run you outta Dodge!
MISTRESS REBA
Half-dressed morning dancers....experiencing life in our morning bliss. May the music never stop and may we dance in the morning forever.
PUPPY
Squash, it just so happens that I have in my posession several rubber snakes.
I think that the combination of these and the gummy worms will make the movie unforgettable for everyone there.
KRISTIN
I visited your butt. It's waiting for you to come back.
SQUASH
They need to get a freaking room or go do it in the big dumpster!
DONUTS
A young guy tried to pick me up, never mind that he was probably a serial killer. I have to admit I was flattered.
COLO
This blonde is definitely confused!
PUPPY
I picked my daughter up from her first day of school and her first words were, "School sucks...oh.....and I love you."
HEATHER
You know your Amish teen is in trouble when he shows up at barn raisings in full "KISS" makeup.
BOOKWORM
Unfortunately, Stephanie brought in carrot cake so I had to sit in her office and eat and drink coffee and talk about men's butts, so I didn't get any work done today.
KRISTIN
I knew that I was raising some great kids, but it just occurred to me today that...dang,
I'm raising a designated driver. It's all coming together now... yep.
KRISTIN
Fascinating that you're cloning yourself, Kristin.
I recently decided to do the EXACT same thing.
I am following a slightly different plan.
I am cloning myself one piece at a time.
And I've decided to clone a few extra appendages just to make myself more versatile.
This could be big!
REALLY big.
CAPTAIN MORGAN
A Wang Dang Doodle Of A Good Time ....
CAPTAIN MORGAN
Now, Captain, do you really expect me to Doodle my Wang Dang ??
SQUASH
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "BEER."
MADIE
Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health.
PEACHY
He reminds me of some of the workers I have had come to the house. They bend over and you see their butt crack!
MISS LOU
We are watching his favorite Barney movie...AGAIN!
Someone shoot me!
Will we parents ever be able to put this purple Dino from hell on the extinction list??
ASH'S MOM
Soon I'll be able to pick my nose once again without using my thumb.
RITA
My tattoo is a bit north of where you thought, I suspect...
But you got the part about it being on the back of me correct.
PRANK
White boys can move their feet and their booties, but they can't "dance".
WHIT
Oh, too bad I already busted my tattoo rhyme on your previous post!
SIX
I wonder if Don Heneley and Glenn Frey ever used to go to Grateful Dead Shows?
"Out on the road today, I saw a Dead head sticker on a Cadillac,
A little voice inside my head said 'don't look back,
you can never look back...'"
SHARINGCHER
Remind me to disconnect my webcam.
My moves would make his look like a combination of Fred Astaire and John Travolta.
SQUASH
A sloth with Tourettes is NOT a pretty sight on a dance floor.
MR ORNERY
And just for the record, we here on the stream all know...
"Our Colo" still has it !
PETRA
Hallelujah, and praise be, soon I will be able to put on all my clothing without the help of strangers.
RITA B
You know what happens then?
That’s about when I log on to blog stream and try to appear to all of you as though I’m sane.
It doesn’t work does it?
ROSIE
And you even checked the "YES" box with permanent ink, Pranky... So I know you didn't plan on changing your mind anytime soon.
SIX
We were poor, but I could still see beauty in every single day.
DAISY
It was then, as I watched him closely, that I realized that he was not actually saying anything, I was hearing him in my head.
ICE
We devised a plan that I'm sure will work this time.
Every time I want to smoke I'll have sex.
Mrs. Morgan loves the idea. (Chey His Queen)
The guys I work with are nervous as whores in a church.
CAPTAIN MORGAN
Good luck with the smoking thing Chey and if you start walking funny we know you are doing well!
LUCY
Thank you Lucy and yes, you will know I am doing well ! 
CHEY HIS QUEEN
It has come to my attention that not all of our customers are happy with the service here at the Darkside Tavern and have made demands that we should hire cute guy waiters to go with our stunningly gorgeous female staff..
WANTED:
MALE WAITERS, MUST BE YOUNG VIRILE AND FIT.. PLENTY OF MEAT ON BONES... A PLUS.. ASK FOR FLEA.
WE PROVIDE A VERY FRIENDLY WORK ENVIRONMENT... HEALTH BENEFITS AVAILABLE... BUT NOT NECESSARY..
SCRATCH
I must be a sick woman to be flattered by a comparison to a hooker.
COLO
Most regrettable kiss?
The one that followed, "I DO".
BELLE
When I love someone it is warts and all.
And it takes a lot for me NOT to like someone and NOT to see the good in them.
It bites me in the ass sometimes though.
LUCY
Because I curse does not mean that I use my talent for Satan.
What it DOES mean is, that if my show is not for you..don't listen ! We all have choices.
So, by your standards, George Bush worked for Satan when he called that chick a bitch?
SHREE'
Hi there, found any "HELP" yet ?
Or maybe it is next to the "ROLLING STONES".
Just go through the double "DOORS" and ask the "BEACH BOYS" about the "IRON MAIDEN" who locked up all the "MONKEYS"!
TRUTH SEEKER
Mr. Whit's post was something to the effect of . . .
You know you're a Republican if Ann Coulter gives you a woody.
ADAM WARLOCK
I was de-Belled when I met the Yankee.
BELLE
Well I am tassle-less now.
GRANDMA BABA
Lucy has a big zit, Belle has a lusty crush, Grandma Baba has a purple bra, Gina2 is kicking butt, Misty has culture shock, Red was a Hooters Girl & Black Napalm has a buzz on ....
FRIDAY NIGHT BLOG POKER CHAT
Ii is about 6:15 on Friday nite, I have slaved away half of the afternoon making BUD LITE PIES for tonight's weekly Blog Poker Game.
We have lots of fun...we PARTY HARDY !!
GRANDMA BABA
I'll see you there Grandma Baba, dont forget the thong you promised to wear !
MISTY
They're just afraid someone's going to suggest strip poker after all those BudLite Pies, Grandma Baba!
RITA B
By the time I was ten years old I'd discovered how much fun it was to pee in the shower.
CAPTAIN MORGAN
What fun did we have tonight at poker !
The Streamer Cult rules!
PS - Where did you get your walrus tatoo?
RED
It's kind of like an Easter Egg hunt except it's the Ass Word Hunt....
Or even better...My Friday Five from now on will be this:
Friday Five With A Twist and Looking For Ass...
BELLE
I ended up eating my two pet chickens, and they were especially good with dumplings.
WHIT
Maybe she needs some Vodka.
BUSMANTERRY
Glad I don't have to eat my dogs.
CHANDA
Do bird farts smell like worms?
A good, healthy shit is way high on my list of satisfying endeavours.
CAPTAIN MORGAN
Chanda, you crack me up!
Glad you didn't add splattering a zit on the mirror to that list...
Your clever verbage would have done me in for sure!
SIX
Be careful or you might end up Windexing your teeth and flossing the mirror Chanda.
WHIT
There have been many times that I wish that I had taken the opportunity to "slow dance".
But nooooooo.......
I wanted to do the FRUG!!!
SQUASH
I would be elated to see you join in the discussion and bare all !!!
Would you strip for us Whit ?
Or are you just a watcher?
SOLID GROUND
I drink too much, way too much.
I gave my doctor a urine specimen and it had an olive in it.
Lucy
Hi Captain:
When I lost my virginity I ran an ad in the Lost and Found of the local paper.
Never did find it, but I found a set of winter tires, a roll of chicken wire, and a 12 ft. inflatable boat.
All in all I figure I came out ahead. Never really did much with that darned virginity anyway
SQUASH
You too can be a spy for
OVERHEARD IN THE STREAM SATURDAY.
Simply private message me with a quote, who said it and your secret spy name....
Also, if you have pictures that would fit in with this post send them to me as well as music suggestions.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
ZAPPA FAN
Gina2 - $ 1,870
Belle - $ 1,577
Red - $ 1,398
Grandma Baba - $ 959
Lucy - $ 472
Misty - $ 214
Black Napalm - $ 844