"OVERHEARD IN THE STREAM SATURDAY"
**speakers on**
You have the right to remain silent.
If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you for OVERHEARD IN THE STREAM SATURDAY.
You have the right to throw a hissy fit and stomp your feet.
If you cannot censor yourself we will mis-quote you.
During any blog posts, comments, private messages and public chats you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions, or make any statements...."
STAFF OF SPIES:
SHERLOCK'S SISTA - HEAD DICK
THAT GIRL, ROUGH RIDER, IMA TATTLETALE, FBI SPY GIRL, LOOSELIPS, WILDCHERRY, GLOBAL G,
THE BALDING EAGLE, LL LISTS, THE ITCH SNITCH, BAM BAM,
DUSTBUNNY, SHEILA TELLALL, YELLOW SNOW PATROL, THE REVEALER, AGENT 006, THE PINK PANTHER, KNNSEY MILHONE PI, THE BIG SWIFTY
This week's special agents:
BELLE'S BOY & RANDY'S MOM
Yep, you read correctly Belle's own son and Randy's own mother rated them out.....oh the humanity!
ROSIE: And I guess sanity is just a matter of perception huh? I'm just glad you have thoughts in the morning.
ICE: As a shiver runs up my back, to my neck... I begin to whistle.
MR. ORNERY: You're among friends here. At least you were before you began associating with me. Often it is better to NOT read the comments before commenting. Sure works for me.
(Bet ya didn't know I spoke fluent gibberish, did you?)
KRISTIN: On a side note... I lost my pants AND my soup the other night, and neither one has reappeared. The soup’s probably not very tasty anymore, but it’s almost fall here in the Midwest, and I’m gonna need those pants.
ASH'S MOM: Yes, I know how hard 4th grade can be. I am certain I was once in 4th grade a long, long, long time ago...in a galaxy far far away!
RANDY: The girls on this site would chew me up and spit me out like bad tobacky.
COLO: I am particularly fond of hussies....feel right at home with that description....
PUPPY: Hussies abound!
BELLE: I do declare I don't know what I am going to do with Bubba and Nub.
DAISY: And if you're a hussy, Colo's a hussy, Pup's a hussy, Lucy's a hussy... I wanna be a hussy too!!
SHERRY: Um, do you need Pink Hair to be a Hussy?
BELLE: To anwser your question, Pink hair is not a hussy requirement. However, it does make it easier for us to identify one another in a crowd.
BELLE: I find it rather strange that the voices in my head are named Bubba and Nub.
MR. ORNERY: Okay, okay, lock away the silverware. See if I care. And hand me a drink in a Flintstone glass instead of the fine crystal. And make me take off my ratty slippers at the door. Sure, sure, I'll even stay away from the DON'T TOUCH cabinet. And sit in the chair with the wobbly leg.
A NEW FEATURE HERE AT OVERHEARD IS
SCRATCH N SNIFFF
MR. ORNERY'S SLIPPERS
NAME THAT FUNK !
POLAR BEAR: And don’t forget…. I will be watching… and I will l be waiting and if any of you misbehave or step out of line here at The Darkside Tavern, you might just find a shape shifter with glowing red eyes coming towards you and a big bear paw will tap you on your shoulder. Trust me… a bear’s sharp claws slashing the flesh of your pretty little face is not a pleasant experience…. So you better behave yourselves.
RE KNOWLTON: I am not the Sun King even though I have a cryptic tongue …
T-CON: It has been one of those weeks, where the other demands of life have rudely cut in line in front of my blogging time.
(Homer Simpson voice): "Stupid job!"
BOB HOLT: It's that special time of year again, when the first plush Santas, singing snowmen and blown-glass Christmas ornaments begin to appear on store shelves.
You know. August.
What, you find it hard to muster yuletide spirit when you're wearing a bathing suit?
Well, too bad.
BOB HOLT: I can't go into the freak exhibits because they always try to keep me.
TRUTH SEEKER: I hope never to close my mind on a truth that stares me in the face.
JOE'S BLOG: Living like dust, slick-haired, they slam abrasiveness doors;
wrestling with badness, they live in a world of drink, drag, and scorn.
Insurgent wars, grappling with the cops’, mindfully stalled, growth.
Hated, but feared by many, they rip riding down that ‘go to hell alley!'
MR. ORNERY: If that's insane, Rosie, then welcome to my world
TRUTH SEEKER: I shall wait with baited breath. I only hope the Scope works.
RE KNOWLTON: I can’t stand this loneliness anymore. To think of how much I would type if I was alone this much all the time. The living room hates me. The porch tolerates me. The door locks are wondering when a more feminine hand will molest their idiosyncrasies. I spoke with the refrigerator last night, and it is, simply put, pissed off that she is not here. I try to tell the cooling wonder of Freon oddity and necessity that I am the only one to open and shut it’s mouth. Needless to say, the fridge shut up.
CUDDLE 40: Now I will have that song stuck in my head and will go to sleep singing about dirty socks and paying bills, thanks.
MADIE: If you go Crazy, can I come too please.
BOB HOLT: Insanity is a beautiful thing, because very often I have no use for reality.
SCRATCH: I yam what I yam....
SIX: When you read all your favorite bloggers' posts, do you imagine or "hear" their voices as you read?
I most definitely hear what I think they sound like... and have a voice for every one of them!
Of course, I could be very wrong, but I hear Belle's southern drawl, Madie's German accent, I hear Captain Morgan's baritone, Daisy's soft voice and Michigan accent, and I hear Biggie T in a very animated voice, I hear Rita sounding very Erma Bombeck-esque, I hear Ice sounding like Steve Martin (don't know why)... I hear ALL y'all in various voices, but those are just for starters...
TRUTH SEEKER: Evil always looks like chocolate but leaves the distinct aroma of Sh..........IT just wont go away.
RED: Are you all to busy looking for the ever elusive *up the ass fairy* to join us or what?
JANE GODLEY: I am sure there are men who find watching women vomit sexually exciting and I wasted that time on a grumpy concierge! I am sure there must be a website dedicated to it.
RITA: However, I need to turn my undercover abilities into spying on some of these slutty bloggers. It is fertile ground!!!
WHISPERED PROMISES: *sighs* So that makes 8 planets in our Solar system now, right? I feel like the cartoon episode when Mickey Mouse loses..Pluto. *raises a brow*
ASH'S MOM: Super busy? Really Honey, I hadn't noticed! In-between our crazy mornings, my frequent bonding with the damn toilet, my job, the after-school fun, dinner and bed time battles...I hadn't noticed we were "Super Busy". I just assumed we were "Super Stupid".
My voice was slowly and gradually creeping into a higher octave. His however as usual remained calm. This just irritated me even more.
SQUASH: Mr. Happy? Are you confusing me with someone else again Lucy? Athough I have in the past had hand-to-hand combat with Mr. Happy!!!!!!
POLAR BEAR: I am not saying this is the end of the road for me here in our wonderful little stream, however I do know I need to take this time for me right now. So until next time, take care of yourselves and one another. Play nice..okay?
FLEA: I be's a one hundred and fitty year old curmudgeon.. dat means I is a grouchy old bastard..
WAYFARER: What have I done? I have learned, I have grown, and I have loved. I have learned that we never stop learning, with each new day presenting some new facet of things we thought we already knew inside and out. I have learned that most of the time, growth is measured not by expansion, but by how much we are willing to shrink. I have found that love is the single most important thing we can do for each other in this world.
BELLE: Okay, well...there goes my Miss Goody Two Shoes image. I have been officially and publically outed as a hussy. Maybe a heffer too. Perhaps a husfer.
Gather around everyone I have an announcement to make:
My name is ^Belle^ and I'm a hussy. In my defense I must state that I was pushed into this life of hussiness by The Yankee...
LUCY: Now that was hysterical, i
f I had something in my mouth, I would have spit it out .....
MR. HAPPY: Boxers if we must...those tighty whities just strangle and bind me...and I am very very pleased when Prank goes commando on me.
PRANK: Well, ^BELLE^, it is kinda like watching sausage being made. It's whole lotta ugly until you see the finised product... 
and even then it can be hard to digest...
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ROSIE: Ohh What a relief! The mushrooms weren't bad after all.
RIVER RAT: Actually, me and Daniel Boone would of made a great team..I think I would of loved to have been his wife.
ICE: Damn! she has you on a "countdown clock"... quick Prank, out the back door, grab your suitcase, "The Music Man" must make that train!"
RITA B: Hopefully, if you keep healing, you'll be able to wear all your clothing on the next trip to the east coast.
BIGGIE T: No problem Chanda! I always welcome the opportunity to sneak into your house, check the coffee maker, and rifle around in your stuff!
HEATHER: Do I sound grumpy? Well, he is my favorite dwarf!
DEEEJ: I'm not real sure how I'm supposed to respond to this post, ZWEB, but I was here and read and think I'm going to leave, just a slightly bit more confused than when I came here. Still love reading you though.
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LUCY............George Bush  |
WHIT: I don't know about peeing off the porch. Those distant neighbors might have binoculars
HEIDE: Thank you! Thank you! I am just as happy as a dead pig in the sunshine since I joined the stream !! It keeps me going for sure !!!
DAISY: There ultimately comes a day when plastic surgery isn’t going to fix it, ya know? I’ll just let myself go and take it as it comes.
MOKIE JOE: As you know, I come from a musical family. So it shouldn't be surprising that the official Rite of Canine Adoption in my home is to create a song that we can sing to our 'hairy boys' while we're loving on them.
RITA B: Someone's gonna be in trouble, just glad it isn't me.
TAYLOR: think I fall in love with life and all the people in my life a little bit more every fall ...
BELLE:
Nub: I always thought Belle was a nice, properly brought up Southern girl.
Bubba: I reckon she is.
Nub: Well...don't nothin' 'bout that sound proper to me. And with a danged ol' Yankee.
CHANDA: No project is a project until blood is spilled - and a game is not game until somebody loses an eye.
PEACHY: On Men..
Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what
I'm thinking about. The true answer is always either
sex, cars, sex, sports or sex. I have to make up
something else when you ask, so don't ask.
BIG AL: The emergency service agencies recommend that you have enough food to last 72 hours, and one gallon of water per person per day. They also recommend that you have a full tank of gas in your vehicle. I filled up the other day, so no problem standing in line. I also figure that one should have a six pack ration per day and one cigar per day during a hurricane.
DONUTS: I have not seen any unappealing people having sex on the beach.
TRUTH SEEKER: Does that mean you have seen appealing people doing the "dance of recreation"?
SIX: Lucy, you know what happens at "Taco Bell" stays at "Taco Bell"... you'll have to find someone who has a verbose taco. Glad I didn't say loose lips.
SHREE': A special thanks to Biggie T., Lucy, and Cindy for calling in to the show tonight.. All hail Queen Lucy! Queen of the Stream and of the air! LOL I love it that you all listen to the show!! It's like having family over every night to chill and get crazy..hehe
AN ANATOMY LESSON IN BLOG CHAT: |
[autumn7] you know that pigs have 30 minute orgasams
[kwick] oh no i didn't
[autumn7] yeah...
[autumn7] wow!
[alznurse929] LOL I didn't know about the pigs
[autumn7] haha
[kwick] lol
[ravensnest] How did you find that out miss autumn.
[adam_warlock] hey i dont want to brag but . . .
[shrink] wow
[autumn7] i read it
[shrink] that is an interesting fact
[autumn7] it is
[alznurse929] that's why their tail is curly I would imagine wooooooo
[kwick] lol joy
[shrink] :?
[autumn7] and dolphins are the only other animal that have sex for fun
[alznurse929] can't curl their toes lol
[ravensnest] Female elephants dig a hole big enough to get into before they mate.
[shrink] AHAHAHAH
[shrink] nurse
[kwick] autumn reading up on sex facts....
[autumn7] haha
[adam_warlock] fun??? as adam i thought that i was responsible for filling the earth
[alznurse929] I'll never look at flipper in the same way the hussy
[Rosie] dolphins - really??
[Rosie] wow
[autumn7] nooooo
[autumn7] i think i just heard it from someone
[shrink] lol
[autumn7] i promise!
[shrink] what else are they going to do?
[kwick] lol
[Mokie_Joe] That's because humans and dolphins are the most intelligent creatures. We both know a good thing when we pork on...uh, see one.
[adam_warlock] i bet dolphins spank a mean ass with those flippers
[kwick] oh the things you learn in chat
[alznurse929] love with no porpoise
[autumn7] 30 minutes...
[ravensnest] Yeah but they dont have any chains.
[Mokie_Joe] They call him Flipper...Flipper...
[OVERHEARD SPY] i think i will just copy this whole conversation and send it to lucy for Saturdays...heard on the stream
OVERHEARD DURING FRIDAY NIGHT BLOG POKER CHAT
LUCY: Hi Belle's Boy
(he is playing a hand for Belle while she steps away)
We all just love your mom, can I ask you a question? Is she funny in real life too, cause she is always cracking us up?
BELLE'S SON: She is hysterical ! There is never a dull moment around here, she is a hoot. She set her shoe on fire the other day but you didn't hear that from me. She was lighting her cigarette in the car while driving and the lit end fell into the hole in her croc shoe and caught on fire !
RANDY'S MOM: Randy won an award in grade school for most creative humor! As you can see, he started early.
MONDAY I WILL CLOSE OUT MY BLOG SITE
AT THE BEWITCHING HOUR OF MIDNIGHT
THANKS TO ALL OF YOU I CALL MY FRIENDS
GRANDMA BABA
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OVERHEARD IN THE STREAM SATURDAY.
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