OVERHEARD IN THE STREAM....
*back by popular demand*
Before you read any further.... with much consideration, I have decided I will continue OVERHEARD IN THE STREAM SATURDAY. Please note, any quotes from bloggers below or in future installments is not meant to be malicious or mean spirited but funny and meant to entertain.
As far as I am concerned, if something is posted in a blog or on a comment page it is considered 'public'.
However, if you do not wish to be quoted here (or misquoted) please let me know.
If you DO wish to be used, misused and abused here, please say so in my comment page. I will consider this a formal waiver to include you with your permission.
Anyone who knows me, KNOWS, I would never intentionally try to hurt anyone's feelings or misrepresent them here, in public or in real life. I do understand we have different opinions of what is in good taste and will respect the decison of not wanting to participate.
Thank you...
Lucy
This week's staff of sleuths:
WILDCHERRY
DUST BUNNY
AGENT J
ROUGH RIDER
THE BALDING EAGLE
SHERLOCK'S SISTA - HEAD DICK
You too can be a spy for OVERHEARD. Simply private message me with a quote along with your private eye name.
Tomorrow always comes, just like Ron Jeremy.
RE
It's for damn sure they'd attract attention. Just hope jeans don't come equipped now with a swinging pet door too. Last thing I want is a cat or somebody's chihuahua trying to run up my ass.
MR ORNERY
I am a nick knacker. I get a hard on for bric-a-brac.
RE
We weren't talking about roasting your brain, you already fried that.
STRIDER
Wrong number story: My favorite glass artist was in Atlanta a few months back and we were talking. He told me about a story when a military captain called him (wrong number). She was/is an astronaut and they got to chatting from this wrong number call....they are now married. I love shit like that!
CHANDA
As for the torture of the bomber... (pondering....)
Maybe just a little torture? You know, let him keep his dick, take his balls kinda thing?
MISS T
But whaddya really think? Could I have won "Ugliest Footwear of the Year?" Would all of the other photos you compiled of feet and footwear have fled in blind panic at sight of my slippers?
By the way, my slippers subsist on a steady diet of Odor Eaters. They devour the things with nary a belch.
MR ORNERY
If your friends name was Cliff would you jump off of him?
Oh and…go with the chocolate black tie cheese cake, it is to die for!
WHISPERED PROMISES
You always make me feel like dancing. But I have to be careful. The last time I got caught dancing, the person who caught me thought I was having a seizure.
QUIXOTE
Thanks Kristin! Oh! I found your trousers. You WILL NOT believe where they appeared. I'll forward them to you on the next outgoing flight on the Dingbat Air Express.
CAPTAIN MORGAN
When we got to the theater I had to check the license plate on my van and make sure it said OHIO on it cuz I was beginning to think I had landed in Silicon Valley!!
HEATHER
Welcome aboard Polar Bear! Thanks for the birthday good wishes and hell yes! I'd be more than pleased to share a cup've rum with ya! Us old sea salts prefer a tin cup to a fancy shot glass. Hope that's acceptable.
CAPTAIN MORGAN
Well hell yeah Capt, I dont even need a tin cup- I can just swill it from the bottle!
POLAR BEAR
Avast matey! You'll definitely feel right at home on the old Captain Morgan Sail'n Sloop then. My kind of woman for sure.
*said as I pass the rum bottle across the table to Polar Bear*
CAPTAIN MORGAN
How gorgeous is Molly? I believe she's taken over her new home already. Debit cards are great. What else is plastic for if you can't melt it?
BOB HOLT
I do feel that we get to a point in life when our past doesn't matter anymore. We need to be forgiven and cared for....helplessness is a shame no matter who it happens to. Anyone with a heart would care. I try to find that special something in each person. We all have it to share.
SEEING PEOPLE
Ace comes out wearing a shirt, promoting his new reality show: Who Wants To Be A Porn star?
??? Does anyone want to claim this one?
I love this post, Colo. And if you are ever called crazy here (trust me on this one... I know)... you'll never be called crazy by a better group of people.
KRISTIN
What's up with all the lovely ladies naming things that they don't have?
MAJOR PAIN
Now go lay down on the floor in the fetal position while "Milli Vanilli" or "John Denver" is cranked up to 11 and you will be better in half an hour or so.
RANDY
Well Lucy dear, being born and raised in the South, I have met more than my share of characters....some of them in my very DISTANT family. Take a look around here and more than likely you will stumble upon Bubba and Nub. Don't go gettin' all uppity....ya'll have Bubba's up North too....ya just call 'em Biff. That's the only difference.
BELLE
I developed feelings of caring about people whom I have never met and probably will never meet but yet I care when they are hurting and feel joy when they are happiest. Go figure huh?
MARY
I never rode on a train(almost hit one in my car once, but I almost hit a lot of things in my car)....Hocking County has a real old train that takes people on rides through the Hocking Hills, near Old Man's Cave. I hear it's really a nice county ride. I'd like to get some motion sickness pills and take me a ride someday....
RIVER RAT
Hey Lucy, great fun! But someone keeps plucking the flowers out of my hat. T is doing Cher....Squash is making "up your skirt" photos, Bubba and Nub are here undercover.......and Pioneer is out by the fire pit.
BELLE
Banquet and Swanson both suck stale wienie dogs when it come to the stuff they present as food!
POLAR BEAR
Oh God I've created a monster. Please be kind to me because I is gettin old and feeeble. But don't tell the rest, my old fartedness must remain intact.
TRUTH SEEKER
Where do they hide? Is every room bugged? Is it the CIA or the FBI the Mafia, or the purse posse? I think paranoia is setting in. Oh no.
ROSIE
Prank checked all the OOOO's, and he's sporting a new tatoo. This is getting more interesting all the time.
COLO
Sorry I missed playing with Marc...love him!!
LUCY
I wondered over to Lucy's tonight and saw the Overheard in Blogstream post she does- she is so talented! That is some seriously funny stuff there.
I thought of her this week and had to laugh about something Lovie said. I was sitting on the couch watching tv when I heard Lovie say "Girl your licker is gonna get tired soon!" I had to check my ears and thought to myself...Does she have another woman in the kitchen with her? But nope... she was talking to the cat who has just been licking the juices off her food verses eating it! Whew... scared me for a minute!
POLAR BEAR
Don't mind me, I'm just looking for my granny pannies....I mean Hat....looking for my hat. Or what's left of it. Great party! Does anyone have an aspirin?
Headache is much better Pup. You and Ice threw an awesome party.
By the way, found my granny pannies. Seems they flew off while me and Marc were dancing to Sweet Home Alabama. Scratch was kind enough to get them down from the light fixture.
BELLE
What is a spam head?
BELLE
Damn, just me and Squash and three wild women in the Men's Room.
ICE
(Ice...in the Men's Room with who else....Belle, Puppy and Lucy.)
Shhhhhhh Ice. Lucy has spies everywhere. We don't want to be Overheard. At least I don't. Especially not in the men's room! I would never be able to explain this to The Yankee.
BELLE
Belle--- well I don't know Belle, I think the Yank will find out somehow.
ICE
He might. Then again, he might not. Those Yankee's are a little slow on the uptake sometimes. Ya know...!
BELLE
FROM OUR SING A LONG PARTY LAST NIGHT....
Good thinking Lucy, after I drink all that beer I'll sing anything you want me to.
DIXIE
I want to be under Misty! I better get crackin'.
BIGGIE T
Hey sweet cheeks kinda liked the idea of you bein' under me T.
But is Marc ganna kick my ass?
MISTY
Zappa Fan, I gotta give you props for that one, man. You are too cool for your blog.
PRISONER OF HOPE
On the cell singing; 17 bopples of beers on my floor. Take em all down. Hope I don't fall down afore I get on the plane in Baltimore.
PRANK
I can't believe you got me to do this (sing), but I promised this morning I'd participate. Next time I'm gonna check it our before I say yes.
SHERRY'S CHERRIES
Oh POH she corrupted you too !!!!! Whit will never let you live this down.
MISTY
I'll always defer to a lady, POH. Mama raised me right...well she tried anyway.
BIGGIE T
This is bound to get crazy. I mean..the lovely POH passing me a beer... Marc and Misty and Angel and Lucy and me "sharing". Fasten your seat belts, kiddos.
BIGGIE T
It's gettin'
It's gettin'
It's gettin' kinda hectic..
LUCY
Lucy, I don't do the vamp thing......how 'bout we get Donut for that.
PRISONER OF HOPE
100 COMMENTS and only 10 beers have been drank.
Don't make me go all drunk OPERA on your ass.....
LUCY
Lucy...drunk OPERA!!! 
I love that phrase. I want to see you in a Viking helmet and braids before the night is over.
BIGGIE T
Oh, and T: Prank doesn't normally sound like Jack Nicholson... he was just putting on the sexy "1-900" voice he uses in that lil "side bidness" he runs from The Palace living room.
SIX
T and I are workin on the duet...we have to wait till it gets to numbers we both know.
MARC
Lovely, Biggie? Ooooo, be careful.....I'm not corrupted yet but that doesn't mean I'm incorruptable. All of us have our kryptonite, right?
PRISONER OF HOPE
Who's gonna be the first Evoca orgasm? Please don't let it be the same as the first fart.
MARC
Sorry y'all..I just love that song by Fergie. That line "Grey Goose got the girl real loose"...that's my theme for the weekend.
BIGGIE T
Lucy my hubby thinks you remind him of - ME - now that's scary!
LOOKING FOR LUCY
Everytime I try to sing, I end up busting out all over... 
But Prank seems to like it...
MR HAPPY
POH, don't they know Mom is playing drinking games on Blogstream? Geesh! Let them order out dinner and leave you alone.
LUCY
Yeah, they definitely know that and they are not too happy about it, let me tell ya.
PRISONER OF HOPE
Bloggers, as of last count we only drank about 50 beers last night.....HOW PITIFUL ! This is an all weekend party, so please go to the previous post....put your feet up, have a beer and sing about it! Don't make ME drink them all !
I'd like to thank everybody that contributed to and attended the party last night! It started with such a bang and grew so fast that I had to do some fast maneuvering to open up a few more rooms in the building. Then had to demolish the kitchen to make room for the ladies powder room, but all in all, it was great!!!
We had great food, the booze was flowing (I had a tad too many), great entertainment....Biggie T did a great performance as Cher...and several contributed to the music. I got to dance with Ice somewhere amidst the chaos and I believe all had a good time.
We even had a surprise appearance from Pioneer!!! Thank you, Pioneer for creating this wonderful environment that we play around in every day and thanks for coming by to visit! We love ya!! And the elusive and mysterious Leo made an appearance too. Anybody figure out who he really is yet?
The place looked pretty good this morning and I would like to thank "T" and all the others that stayed to clean up and lock up. I only found pieces of Belle's hat all over both bathrooms and only limited evidence of graffiti in there. The bathrooms may as well have been co-ed, cuz I think we all wandered into the wrong one a time or two. I found a wig out by the fire pit if anyone wants to claim it and I think that's Six's truck that's still in the parking lot. I suspect she got a ride home from a certain Prankster. Daisy left her motorcycle helmet in the ballroom, but I'm sure she will be back to get that.
I still have not gone back and read all the comments, but from what I read before I crashed last night was a hoot! I counted 742 comments on all the different areas of the party, so I believe it was a success. All the food is gone and there are only traces of guacamole on the walls.
We saw lots of wonderful hats and costumes! Polar Bear came dressed in a tux and a top hat! Mr. Happy had some interesting hats as well! Belle didn't like hers, and Daisy's kept her safe. Ice had one, but didn't have a head to put it on and Marc was a "spam head". Prank's hat looked like Ice's, but he had a head to fill it with. Check them all out before they get changed back! It was great!!!
So, thank you all again for making our first Blogstream Anniversary Party a success. I'll be changing the blog name from "Party" to "Blog" so that we may all continue to contribute during this month. There are still many good ideas to celebrate this month and anyone wanting to post something special, just contact me and I'll get it on here for ya. Or cantact any of the other "partymeisters" and they will do the same.
Ice and I were still suffering from "truck lag" after our trip to the city, so we had to leave early, but we had a wonderful time! I hope you all did and thank you again for making it a success! Love to all!
Pup
p.s. Partymeisters, feel free to add to this post! |
YOU DID A WONDERFUL JOB PUPPY.....
THANK YOU !
Greetings Mr. Captain Morgan, I am very happy
to be interviewing you today and hope you are very, very happy
Avast my little friend! The old captain's burst'n with pleasure this fine mornin! A fine day for sett'n sail and pursuin' another great adventure. 
