OVERHEARD IN THE STREAM
This week's staff of sleuths:
The Balding Eagle, The Revealer, Rough Rider, FBI Girl & Sherlock's Sista - Head Dick
Vote For Your Favorite Quote Each Week !
If you grab a bull by the balls, you are more likely to make death happen.........WHIT
You are 43% angry, I'm 40% angry....perhaps we need to find a way to diffuse all this anger Mr Yankee........BELLE
Go get 'em Belle! Diffuse???? Heh! Noth'n some wild and kinky sex won't fix, you two!........CAPTAIN MORGAN
Cap, The Belle is very encouragable. She surely does not any help from us taunting her.. I have my ways of helping her release all that pent up rage and energy that goes with it. Trust me she purrs like a lil' kitten then, ok, well a mean o' alley cat anyway.......THE YANKEE
Who you calling a mean ol' alley cat? I don't recall any complaints from you.......BELLE
I don't know about you Lucy, but quite frankly I am shocked to learn that our sweet Southern Belle is just a front for a "mean ol' alley cat".....MAJOR PAIN
I love you and will see you again when you get here."
That is so much better than saying,
" I hate you and will see you again when you get
here."...............WHIT to PRANK
I don’t care what Cosmo or Hollywood says; they can keep their skanky, bronze bodied beach babes; I’d take a pale-skinned, scary girl over them any day"........ ANTHONY (The Little Black Book)
They say the main thing that they want us to do is we spot suspiciouspeople; we get our fast, friendly and fun asses over to them and ask them if we can help them find something. In other words, I like an exceptionally cheerful Gestapo......ANTHONY
Nurse Cratchit...these crazy kids...all hopped up and jacked up. They
should be admitted to your institution. That would straighten them
out. Hey..what are you doing with that needle????........ BIGGIE T
Damn hippies doing their drugs, stepping on talking hot dogs, it's not
right!! Acting that way, they should be ashamed of themselves....... NURSE CRACHIT
I am a bit confused by one of the ads at the top of this post: "Buy Dog Pee-Low Cost, All Day/Night Protection"....2 questions: Who would want to buy it.....and what will it protect you from?....... BELLE
Six Excedrin super strenghth, THE PAIN THE PAIN !....KALEIDESCOPE
So what do I think, if Osama Bin Laden would just sit down and talk with me I could get him to understand and stop all this terrorism nonsense?........ DAISY
Well Ace, you hope and I'll hope and well, if nothing else we'll have hoped huh?......ROSIE of There's Always Hope
Realtor’s wife, Mitzy is clearly distraught, as she allows her coffee to fall from her hand onto the floor, in distress.
Mink: Must be decaf, argh-argh-argh!.........JSM80
Say, did you like the batch of moonshine I delivered over to yer holler? Grandpa seemed to like it. It knocked him flat on his overall wearin' man-rear! I'm just saying !........RANDY
That said, I may still record a greeting to put on my blog, because I have a very charming and sexy voice, even if I do say so myself......DAISY
Hmm.... btw - Do you think you have a "fixtation" on Don Rumsfield?
lol.......ICE
The first step is...admitting we have become powerless over our lives due to technology!
Hello! My name is Solid.
Thank You everyone, your very kind...
I am...
I am a....
I am a Mou.....give me a minute to compose myself...ok....
I Am a Mouse Potato........SOLID GROUND
Hmmm I sure could not be a couch-potato here, my damn rabbit has urinated all over our couch, I in response have scrubbed it with everything from Tide laundry detergent to Joy liquid soap to Windex, yes Windex. It still stunk like a barn after the animals had a wee-wee fest. I then decided maybe spraying tons of cheap perfume on it would mask the awful urine smell, nope, now it smells like prostitutes with bladder problems have been using this couch for business activities, PU!.....DONUTS
While my heart once looked like it was forever broken, it was merely badly bent. It's more than O.K. now......PRANK
I shudder to think what may happen if a gent who has been without female companionship for at least a millenium should stray upon Donuts...........MR ORNERY
I am hoping your pool has a powerful pump and that nudity is allowed. Mmmmmmm did I ever tell you about my summer romance with my neighbor's pool, it was an illicit forbidden affair but I still get wet thinking about it, heyyyyy pools get you wet you know. Ahhhh pool pumps!!!...............DONUTS
Donuts, I might have known my warning was misplaced. Instead of tipping you off that The Prcotor was on his way, I should have stressed to him that he stay clear of you. Although actually I did. I tried telling him that no mere immortal man stood a chance against your wiles and guile, but would he listen? Well, to the descriptive parts, apparently, but not the warning.......MR ORNERY
I don't know what the designer of the car was thinking, but if you are outside and looking straight at it, the dashboard has these two big humps right above the steering wheel and there are three smaller ones off to the side. Well, Best Friend was lauging because he was joking around saying it looked like be-hind cheeks. To quote Best friend...What does your vehicle say about you? Why, you're an ass! And it was taken in the humor given. A bit later, I called Best Friend over and while looking at the car told Best Friend that I thought he was mistaken. There was just enough of a valley between the "twin peaks" that it wasn't a be-hind, Honey's car has a nice set of breasts on the dashboard. I further told Honey that if he played with his car's boobs more than mine, he was in serious trouble! Thus the nickname for his car..the Boobmobile.......MACKENZIE
Makeover, eh? Honey, either you need a good night's sleep or I need my eyes examined............DAISY
I was fortunate to be born into a family of crazy people. We hugged each other and made faces at each other, and we sat on the floor and sang together when we couldn't figure out what else to do. We laughed a lot, cried a little, and bit our tongues often to avoid hurting each other. We still find excuses, good or bad, to rally.
“The sun came up today.”
“Good! Let’s get together and celebrate!”
“The sun went down.”
“Let’s have a party!”
KRISTIN
You too can be a super sleuth ! Just PM me a quote you see with your 'secret double probabtion name' and I will add it to OVERHEARD IN THE STREAM SATURDAY post.....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUIXOTE !
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