SPEAKERS ON PLEASE....
Overheard in the Stream Saturday
THIS WEEK'S STAFF OF SLEUTHS
LOOSELIPS, WILD CHERRY, MISS I/AGENT639 & TOP SECRET
HEAD DICK - SHERLOCK'S SISTER
Oh silly boy… would I really do that?
Make you sit thru a show with Clay Aiken?
Look over there… it’s our AHL Hockey
Now will you please stop all your shakin’?
SIX
At one point this past week, I even commented to Ice that maybe we should change Peanut's name to "Caboose" because everywhere LaQuinta went, he was directly behind her with his nose.....uh....well, you get the picture. PUPPY
Looks like my husband wins in the finger language! RITA B
Gotta love this sick/germ domino effect. I can almost see the cooties and germs circling above all of us taunting and carefully choosing their next victim. ASH'S MOM
I ARE A SMART ASS!!! HOCKEY MUM
You gotta love any song that has a video with men dancing around in leggings and shoulder pads! Woo-hoo 80's!!! AUTISMMOM
I've been told I'm a brat but a smart-ass hmmmmm...... I think we know who the real smart asses are around here. MARY
Thanks for asking the cannibal question....I was concerned. AUTUMNINNEWYORK
Chips or Popcorn?
I loved Chips, although Eric Estrada is very strange now. WHISPERED PROMISES (SISTA WHISPA)
I'm seriously thinking about taking 12 cans of Lysol and going crazy in the house. Ya know...spray everything that doesn't move! And maybe a few things that do...like the satanic hamster that seems to have a death wish against me. (That's a bedtime story for another day folks) ASH'S MOM
Hey! The words cool and Christian in the same sentence? Is that possible? PRISONER OF HOPE
I am a mushroom, everyone keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit!! BIG CHRIS
Upon looking at myself in the mirror this morning I found myself gasping. I look and feel like I have been run over by a semi truck. I think I shall return my Halloween costume and just go as myself this year. I am convinced I now have the ability to scare small children and animals with one glance. ASH'S MOM
Ok, so maybe there might've been a not so small incentive thrown my way, involving trying something we've never done, i.e. getting freaky in a tent. UNBALANCED
Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER counts, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake. MISS LOU
Truthfully, I suppose my creative process, if I have one, involves a connect-the-dots drawing and instead of following the numbers in order, I draw random lines from one point to another just to see what results. MR. ORNERY
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. BLACK NAPALM
I've concluded that, for some people, dating is like hunting unsuspecting prey. They lay in wait, silent, unmoving until someone strays from the herd and, when they least suspect it, ATTACK! Whereupon they feast heartily on the poor victim's living flesh and leave the dessicated remains to the vultures and beetles.
Not this time, buddy! I plan on decomposing with dignity!
NIGHT BUG
There is no more to think about on the subject of masturbation. We as men are going to handle our business when we need to handle it. If you manage to stop us, it's only temporary. The next time we get the opportunity, it's on! BIG SHANE
I didn't know I was a blond until I dyed my hair! RITA B
I left you a mssge today..did you get it yet? Cuban Husband sounds hot by the way! SCHREE'
He is Schree', he's smoking hot my man! LUCY
Why are the ads on to top of your page all about detoxing from pain killer addiction? DAISY
I have seen these penis enlarger ads, and I don't think they work. There are tiny "disclaimer". I think you all should be happy with what ya got, besides fellas what would happen if it shrinks instead of grows!? That would be a real bummer! BIG DEAN
My basic philosophy is, 'if you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with B.S.' In fact, I should subtitle my blog accordingly. Maybe: 'Baffling With B.S. Since February. MR. ORNERY
Wow Lucy... so Randy is teaching a beaver to sing, how ironic, I am teaching a cock to whistle I bet if we got those two together well only good things would cum of it.
And I have a message to Big Shane....remember when it comes to drugs and big buttholes, just say, "No!"
This has been a public service announcement from PADABB....People Against Drugs And Big Buttholes. DONUTS
Pranky looks mighty cute nude on that blanket.
Virginia Beach is in trouble now! RITA B
I'm going through Blogstream withdrawal. MIZMACE
Take that and fry it twice! RE KNOWLTON
The doc's used to give me perigoric to put in the babies milk bottle when they were teething - I love that - they always sleeped so good. Heck, on a bad night I would take a swig myself! I need my rest also. LOOKINGFORLUCY
Lucy,
I saw you over on the ward, I had to come and see what goes on here.
I can't believe my eyes!! Talk of drinking and prescription medications, male genitals, and breasts!!!
I'll be looking into this flapdoodle, you can count on that!!
You should be ashamed of yourselves!!!
I'll be back!
NURSE CRATCHIT 
Flapdoodle Nurse Crachit ?...please explain! LUCY
SYLLABICATION: flap·doo·dle
PRONUNCIATION: flpddl
VARIANT FORMS: also flap-doo·dle
NOUN: Slang Foolish talk; nonsense
NURSE CRATCHIT
Now I prefer the legalized ways to medicate one from pain but this post is gonna make us all look like strung out hippies. Whatever happened to a shot and a beer? TRUTH SEEKER
I've been nursing now for most 20 years. I loved the squirrels. I guess I should explain that one. SHHHH...you see if I call 'em squirrels here...it sounds nicer than nuts..ya know what I mean. Yeah...I did that for about 7 years at a State Hospital, then 3 years at the prison. BODACIOUS_SOUTHERNER
Uh..perhaps it's the 2 Appletinis and the one gin and tonic I've had but coming from a dance background,...I'm thinking choreographed masturbation,..per chance synchronized whacking off... Blue Man group meets Mummenshanz meets Cirque De Soliel? OMG yes, the possibilities are endless.....and apparently so is the drinking for the night? Cirque De Jerk? PRETTY RUBBLE
Whaddya think? Should I post a 'sanity advisory' on my blog? Something along the lines of: 'May Cause Brain To Go SPROING'
MR. ORNERY
Amen to that Sister Lucy. I leave for 6 months and all hell breaks loose around here. Shameful. Do you know anything about remote controls, dear? Confounded thing! LORNA LOVELY
Keep SMILING Lucy!!...It pisses people off. LILLADYREG
They love me because of the blackmail. NIGHT BUG
After almost 2 FREAKING hours of "fun" we loaded up the car. The kids were so hyper I felt like we had just poured a pound of sugar down each one of them. Between the blaring rap music and the kids I felt like I was going to go crazy. ASH'S MOM
Now, if you'll all excuse me, I see my boss coming. I have to hide behind the filing cabinet until it's time to clock out. NIGHT BUG
Yep. Masturbation is an unstoppable rebel force! And that's why we men get jealous when we see a dog licking it's own balls. God, dogs are lucky!!!! RANDY420
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." --Sharon Stone COLOCONNECT
I know that when I’m unhappy, “this too shall pass.” I know that when I am happy, “this too shall pass.”
But for now I will simply “be” and enjoy it. DAISY
if I am at a movie theater....nothing gets on my nerves more than 100 people munching on popcorn at the same time.
It is like fingernails on a chalk board to me! BELLE
Friends are very rare jewels, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share words of praise and they always want to open their hearts to us.
MAMMA BEAR
This little gizmo has endless opportunities for mischief. FUZZY
Grab a glass...and raise it up in salute of my stepping stone.
MARY ELIZABETH
I take OTC sleep aids. I have a 'script for Lunesta, but I can't get it refilled at $106!!
I MUST have my coffee as soon as my feet hit the floor, or my brain (& body) will not function!
I try to be cheerful
I happen to be the friend with limited education!
I can honestly say that I've pet one, but I've never eaten pussy.
Did I just say that????????
SECRET
I LOVE eating pussy!
NOT that there's anything wrong with that of course!
I'm just saying!
I hear that's big in Bankok.
RANDY
Secret, I don't eat pussy either. I don't think it tastes like chicken.
SHERRY
I have no idea, Sherry! I've never been close enough to another pussy to even know that much! Maybe it belongs in the seafood department!
VICTORIA
Does pussy taste like chicken?
No. pussy tastes like pussy.
Of course, not all pussy is created equal.
There's good pussy.
There's bad pussy.
A discriminating pussy eater can tell the difference,
TRUST me on that one!
RANDY
There ain't no way I'm going to let my pussy come anywhere near you. She's a little old and might be tough to chew on, but I love her and I'm not wanting her to end up on someones menu.
SHERRY
It's not polite to chew on pussy.
But if you have to, keep some dental floss handy for afterwards.
RANDY
Thanks for that bit of information. I still won't let you anywhere near my Bashful pussy, just to be on the safe side. I like her just the way she is and I don't want to lose her.
SHERRY
A bashful pussy?
Um... isn't that why they invented beer?
Oh, come on!
I'm just saying!!!
RANDY
COURTESY OF SHERRY...thanks 
I will no longer allow myself to take anything that happens here personal. I will no longer allow myself to get caught up in the personal grievances of other people. I am not here to pass judgment on anyone, I am just here to write, so that will be my attempt. That is all that I can do. Keep my head down, write when the words come to me, light my lantern, put it out on the stoop, and maybe it can shine through this darkness that has been around here lately. Raise the lantern and let there be light.
SCRATCH
DON'T TAKE ANYTHING PERSONALLY
Nothing others do is because of you. What others say and do is a projection of their own reality, their own dream. When you are immune to the opinions and action of others, you won't be the victim of needless suffering.
TAYLOR
October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. I've scheduled my mammogram - have you? Remember, Streamers, even men can get breast cancer so everyone needs to keep a check out for any lumps. RITA B
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REMEMBER.....You can be an OVERHEARD IN THE STREAM spy too!
All you have to do is PM a funny quote from a blogger and I will add it next Saturday. Not only that, when you become a spy, you get this groovy disguise:
If you don't have a spy name yet, make one up and include it.
Thanks!
Love ya Lucy
DON'T FORGET KIDS....WE GET AN EXTRA HOUR OF DRINKING TONIGHT !
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS T !
We love and miss you babe
FRIDAY NIGHT POKER
Again we had a blast last night. Just a reminder we play in Yahoo Games, Texas Hold Em', Social Lounge Six....table to be announced.
Gina2, Belle & Marc did great.
Last place was Lucy, Biggie T and Misty...
Even Grandma Baba popped in with her Bud-Lite pie!
Come join us next Friday!
You don't have to know how to play, we will teach you. It's just a friendly free game (not real money) and there is a chat going on the whole time...
Thank you Cuban Husband......guys listen up. He went to the store tonight and bought me lingerie...how romantic is that? Love him....
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