SPEAKERS ON PLEASE....
Overheard in the Stream Saturday
THIS WEEK'S STAFF OF SLEUTHS

LOOSELIPS, WILD CHERRY, MISS I/AGENT639, Bam-Bam, & TOP SECRET
HEAD DICK - SHERLOCK'S SISTER
If I am going to tell someone to "f" off - I want them to know I am plenty mad - and that death will soon follow - I don't want them to laugh - I want them to bleed - and immediately.
LOOKING FOR LUCY
Feel free to borrow the madness.
Mr. Ornery
Seriously...you don't want to be around me in an emergency...I do crazy things like start vacuuming....lol.
LUCY
I gotta make supper for the youngins so I am off like a dirty shirt.
SISTA WHISPA
....Randy and the pussy eating rant...made me laugh so hard I cried...and I am still laughing my a@# off.
PETRA
GEEZE! I'll damn near say ANYTHING on the internet!
*Goes into the closet to read the Bible in the fetal position*
Ok. I do love eating pussy though!
YUMMY!
RANDY
All that talk about eating is making me hungry. I'm off to the local bar to see if I can find anything to munch on.
FUZZY
You just kill'em with kindness and keep smiling girlfriend.
LOOKING FOR LUCY
# 10 - Name a song title that asks a question and then answer it.
"IF I WAS A CARPENTER, AND YOU WERE A LADY, WOULD YOU MARRY ME ANYWAY, WOULD YOU HAVE MY BABY!?"
BELLE
AND THE ANSWER IS...
DEPENDS ON THE SIZE OF YOUR HAMMER?!
Pretty Rubble
# 10- Name a song title that asks a question and then answer it.
What's New Pussycat?
BELLE
The hairball she just barfed on the floor.
Sherry's Cherries
TRICK OR TREAT....
Hey....I'm looking for that blog where the candy corn is falling.....anyone know where it is......?
I guess you could say I am a Candy Corn Ho....
BELLE
EXACTLY - I'M GONNA KISS AND HUG AND KISS AND HUG - and the old meanies on the blog stream can just "eat beans".
LOOKING FOR LUCY
Just remind me in the future times to lie, deny and otherwise muddy the waters lest my aura of mystery dissipate as a morning mist.
Mr. Ornery!

To top it all, I woke up this morning with a big knotted elastic band in my bushy hair, I could not work out why my hair looked like a special needs person, husband saw me trying to unravel it, he smiled smugly and said ..
“Last night your hair touched my face so I got up and tied it into a pony tail as you slept, that why you have a strange side bunch”
That man is re-arranging my hair in my sleep that is grounds for divorce.
JANEY GODLEY
(From Lucy...now that was friggin FUNNY)

If I only had a brain I'd have figured this out and if had the courage I'd not worry so I guess that just leaves my heart out in the open.
TRUTH SEEKER
Well Lucy, I did have a camera in your bathroom and I am selling those videoes for $199.99 !
I had no idea that you were so entertaining in the bathroom all that singing and dancing and that puppet show you put on I swear that was great!!
And the way that you could pee and knit I have never seen such a sight, but I think it's knit one, pearl two ..not knit one, pee two.
DONUTS
Friends don't let friends blog drunk!?
PRETTY RUBBLE
Apparently they do not think that clean underwear and matching clothes are a necessity when traveling.
I am having flashbacks to the car trips from Hell of my childhood.
The Griswold’s come to mind.
Perhaps I shall go invest in some ear plugs or some heavy duty valium.
I'm a great faker. Don't tell anyone.
ASH'S MOM
The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice.
SEEING PEOPLE
It's a cosmic coincidence.
COLO
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Thank you everyone for the quotes this week...!

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