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Lucy.


 This is my family....I was literally crying I was laughing so hard watching this
 

NUNZILLA - Superstar

 

Just a little about myself.

I use to swear like a truck driver but decided one day a long time ago, it made me appear ignorant, which I is not, I hope...

The blonde hair and big boobs threw people off and confused them.

 

But, being a good Catholic girl I never, EVER said the G** damn curse.  It was off limits, period.

 I have always been afraid a bolt of lighting would come down and strike me down dead and I would forever dwell in Dante's Inferno with Charles Manson, Hitler and GW Bush.

Animated Lightning

 

This is Kathy Griffin and she makes my off limit swear seem so funny, cool and mod....yet unattainable, damn it !

And this is my new favorite TV show..."It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia"...who constantly use the GD.  

(Danny DeVito reminds me of my dad....hmmm, but taller -  Danny that is)

I live vicariously through each show and it's constant use and abuse of blasphemy.

 

And to quote Billy 'Socrates' Idol Joel (whatever) :

You Catholic girls start much too late
Ah but sooner or later it comes down to fate

I'd rather laugh with the sinners
Than cry with the saints


The sinners are much more fun

(when I sing this song in the car, I never sing that last verse....damn those nuns)


the little flower

 

 


Posted by Lucy. at 1:34 AM - 50 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 POST YOUR 100 ! I will link it....
 

I want another tattoo of angel wings on the back of my neck...really little.

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  • Every Friday night my CH and I have cocktails. After a few, he always shyly asks me if I would mind getting into something slutty. Of course! He then goes and picks something out for me to wear. It's usually short shorts and a cami tight low cut shirt.
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  • My three year old son writes on every wall in my house. He can actually read and write already (4), so we don't get too upset. Actually, I think it is quite funny.
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  • Burger King is my favorite fast food.
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  • I had my belly button pierced but had to have it removed when I was pregnant with my son....I miss it!
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  • I collect nun dolls.
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  • I was a Brownie and a Girl Scout. Later on I was Co-leader of my oldest daughters troop. I HATED camping. It always rained and I always had my period. I use to smoke, so I was constantly hiding in the bushes....lol.
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  • When CH and I first met we were insatiable and had sex anywhere the feeling came upon us - everywhere. On a rock in a park, on a rock on the Hudson river, in public bathrooms, many, many times in the car. We BAD !!!
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  • I play Bounce Ball Blitz everyday on the PC. It's addicting!
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  • My dearest blog friend HockeyMum named me Lucy here on blog....thank you!!
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  • Cuban Husband is fluent in Spanish and I love to hear him speak.....he could say "the sky is blue" in Spanish and I melt!
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  • I live in a condo and so does my ex-husband.......right across the street!
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  • Me (Lucy), Cuban Husband and Moonsilver occasionally call into Shree and Baby's internet talk show. Moonsilver ROCKS ! Love ya girl!
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  • I have divo and tape EVERYTHING lately. I don't know how I lived with out it. My favorite gadget.
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  • I started a diet yesterday, and I am hungry.....
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  • I have learned to cook Cuban food for my husband. I'm not too bad for an Irish girl!
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  • I have a subsription to People magazine.
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  • My Irish grandmother taught me how to make scrambled eggs and a screw drivers!
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  • Every Friday and Saturday night CH buys me Scratch Off's to do. I'll let you know when I win....lol.
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  • I love going to rock concerts. The summertime is big for me. Sometimes I make CH go to two on a weekend.
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  • When CH and I are in bed... I am on the right side, he is on the left. Our son sleeps with us in the middle.
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  • My three year old son calls me and CH by our first names. Never Momma and Poppy. Not our choice, he just refuses, since he could speak. I feel like the nanny when we are out in public.
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  • 99% of the time, my CH lets me have the remote.
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  • I nursed all three of my children.
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  • I didn't start smoking until I was 28 years old going through a divorce. I am now 41 and still hididng it from my mom, dad and sister.......I get very cranky during long visits with them!
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  • I love driving a stick shift.
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  • I like the # 528 and the time 5:28.
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  • Mean people suck.
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  • I can read very, very fast.
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  • I love the song Up All Night - Boontown Rats.
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  • I used to shave my head.
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  • I secretly want to pierce my nose.
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  • I was the school newspaper artist in 8th grade until I got hit by a car...they found a better artist.
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  • My sister is a Mommy ass kisser.
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  • I love watching old re runs of the Newlwed Game (making whoopie) and Match Game 75 (I was 10 yrs old)
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  • When I was in 8th grade the only friends I had were boys and we built a kick ass fort in the woods one summer. We painted album covers on the flat roof. My father almost had a heart attack when he saw us dragging an old used couch into the woods.
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  • We had BIG ASS spiders in that fort!
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  • One of the boys I was close to died.
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  • Another one I lost my virginity to...he is now a doctor and also a FAT HEAD mayor in the town I still live in, oh and a fireman.
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  • Sometimes we would go to the mall and shoplift albums...it was for art sake.
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  • I have no idea where all of my old albums have gone, I miss them so.
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  • I can eat seafood and pasta every night.
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  • The phrase "Far Out" isn't used nearly enough in society.
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  • Nothing is better than a good belly laugh when you cry you laugh so hard.
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  • I love Nick at Nite...
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  • If it skips, put a penny on the needle!
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  • My ex-fiance's name was Billy and he had no sense of humor. At any given time I would break out in song:
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  • Won't ya marry me Bill?
  • Billy don't be a hero!
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  • If I could only have one piece of furniture it would be a jukebox that played 45's.
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  • If I were a lesbian I would be with Greta Garbo...love her!
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  • I own a pair of leather pants...I did not say they still fit though.
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  • I LOVE gummy bears...best when they are put in the freezer a bit!
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  • In college I worked in gift wrap at Fortunoff's. A co-worker was a paegent winner. I use to help her with her talent which was dance. I could watch a Madonna video once and memorized the steps and would help her choreograph behind the counter. My specialty was "Dress You Up In My Love" dance moves.
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  • I use to go to a club Madonna went to all the time, in hopes I would meet up with her there. I never did but had fun anyway being underage and from NJ in a club in Manhattan that looked like someone vomitted in....I will remember the name of the club!
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  • I just love when criminals get tazered on the show COPS. I crack up!
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  • Child molesters should all die.  But this too is updated because I no longer feel that way.  If you have ever seen the movie Little Children, you know why I changed my mind.  I don't want to be one of 'those'...
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  • My carpet is stained.
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  • I love my blog friends....Daisy, Colo, Polar Bear, Puppy and Peachy...we are all "old timers" here.
  • Sometimes when we touch, the honesty is too much.
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  • My fav cousin is Carli...who just happened to stumble upon my blog one bright and shiny day.
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  • I am a Capricorn.
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  • I love to pick my nose...
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  • People are strange, when they're a stranger.
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  • Faces get ugly....
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  • I am too scared to suck helium from a balloon....I am a helium virgin.
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  • I miss Mr. Rogers.
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  • I now remember the club I use to go to -to try to meet Madonna - The Danceteria.
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  • I just had my nose pierced, it's hard trying to be the black sheep family member...
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  • I quit smoking...oh yeah !!
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  • But I picked up cigars..lol.
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  • Today I saw a Dead Head sticker on a Cadillac and I was sad.
Posted by Lucy. at 1:41 AM - 36 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 On the verge...
 

1 - I've had several Margarita's

2 - It doesn't matter because I constantly feel on the verge lately

3 - Every twist and turn there is a sign

4 - I guess you miss me as much as I miss you

5 - It's that time again

6 - I just realized it's the fall when you left and it's the spring when you are reborn

7 - And I miss you

8 - I saw your sister yesterday...Angel spotted her in a parking lot...from the back, she now looks like you.

9 - She never did when you were alive.

10 - She has your hair.

11 - But she is not you.

12 - She's going to Ireland this spring....

13 - WE were supposed to go to Ireland.

14 - And I miss you again.

15 - I am putting an effort into making real life friends.

16 - But there is no one like you.

17 - I miss you Sweet Annie and I am constantly on the verge of tears, but it makes people uncomfortable when I cry...they don't understand why.

18 - I love you

19 - I just need to get it out and cry but it is never convienant.

20 - I can't spell conveinant

21 - This time four years ago, I was constantly driving to the hospital. I was at your beck and call and still didnt feel like I was doing enough...did I do enough ?

22 - I am trying not to cry, Angel hurts when I cry.

23 - No one gets it.

24 - I feel better now...even though I am making others uncomfortable.

Posted by Lucy. at 12:24 AM - 18 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 And I think that she knows....I'm love stoned
 


Justin Timberlake - Lovestoned lyrics

Posted by Lucy. at 2:22 AM - 46 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Eat, Pray, Love
 

EAT, PRAY, LOVE

I have mentioned to a few bloggers as well as a few real life people to PULEASE, PRETTY PLEASSSSE, go out and buy this book TODAY!.

It is my absolute favorite book of all time and I am only 1/3 into it.

The author Elizabeth Gilbert will be on Oprah today.  I am going to Tivo it and watch it only when I leave Indonesia.  Right now I am tying up lose ends in Italy and will be in India this evening. 

(If you have to read the book to know what I am talking about...lol)

 

OPRAH 

(click the link above for link to the show and discussion)

"Call every single woman you know right now !  It's a phenomenon with millions of fans including Oprah and the woman who started it all is here.

Eat, Pray, Love has already swept away millions of women.  Now meet the author who became famous for walking out on her marriage and into the journey of a lifetime.  The extreme measures Elizabeth Gilbert to reclaim  of her life."

Who knew spirituality could be so funny?  Spirituality spinkled with prayer and a side of love and endless one liners of pure laughter.   You will enjoy each and every word of this memoir.  Oh, I forgot to mention, it's all real !

Click HERE to bring you to Amazon.com to purchase the book.

Love Lucy

PS

If anyone has already read it, let's start a bookclub discussion.

I have so many hysterical quotes from the book, I would love to compare notes.  Ciao !

Posted by Lucy. at 12:28 PM - 16 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
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