Lucy. by Lucy.

OVERHEARD IN THE STREAM

This Week's Staff of Sleuths & Secret Spies

SHERLOCK'S SISTA - Head Dick

THAT GIRL - ROUGH RIDER - LOOSELIPS - THE BALDING EAGLE

BABA WAWAS - BAM BAM - DUSTBUNNY - AGENT 006 - D DOES IT

"You have the right to remain silent.

If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you for OVERHEARD IN THE STREAM SATURDAY.

You have the right to throw a hissy fit and stomp your feet.

If you cannot censor yourself we will mis-quote you.

During any blog posts, comments, private messages and public chats you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions, or make any statements...."

It was a surrogate Randy filling in while I was in Bali, getting in touch with my spleen-gizzard!
NOT that there's anything wrong with that!
I'm just saying!

RANDY420

I shoot everything and everybody...haven't been arrested yet.

In fact, I haven't been arrested for a very long time...

SOLID GROUND

Well behaved women rarely make history.

DEEEJ DEB'S DIDDIES

Hey Lucy, you haven't shaken the sand out of your bathing suit yet ??

There must be enough sand in there to get a camel lost !!

SQUASH

That butt plug Randy mentioned must be a humdinger to have all of that information written on it.

BELLE

But tell me....what happened to Belle's top at the poker game and why is she toothless ?

MAJOR PAIN

Bath? Hmmmm....yeah Baby, I'm ready for a bath !

PUPPY

I know I don't want any electrodes implanted in my brain, I would go crazy thinking the government was trying to do some kind of mind control on me....as if they're not already.

DAISY

Bring on the male strippers....!

TOPAZ

Finally my craziness has paid off.

CHANDA

Cars playing “musical lanes” at high speeds is not a fun game.

DAISY

One more reason to own a HUMMER Daisy.

SQUASH

Poor husband, he told me last week that we had now been married for 25 years-eight months and 14 days; I looked at him and said:

“Ok Shawshank who is counting? Have you hammered an escape hole in the bedroom wall with a fucking toffee hammer?”

JANEY GODLEY

Eye-contact was never a good idea at the Drowned Rat Bar. Even their girls were tough, you know what I mean? They all had funny colored hair, chewed the f..k out of their gum, snarled when they were happy, and smiled when they were angry !

JOESBLOG6

Oh, and honey get a freaking sense of humor. You miserable negative energy mass of gas !

DONUTS

My name is NOT Jesus Christ, even though my dad called me that when he was angry.

MR ORNERY

He treated all women really well and he was very attracted to the sensual beauty of women too, but not in a perverted way, just in a hetero-sexy (new word) way.

DONUTS

The art, pictures, and writing here, are very good. I have found myself crying at some of the posts. I know, I’m a guy but, I’m allowed to do that now, since I’m an old fart! I feel something good here. Yesterday I looked at posts and comments, and I swear I heard a heartbeat–one heartbeat. It was us! When I come here I can hear one heartbeat. That’s who we are; it’s a great world isn’t it? I love you guys.

JOESBLOG6

Hmmmmmmmm.....I'm not sure.

Every once in a while, a jackass has to be called a jackass.

VALKYRIE

But when she met Bubba, her energy was re-directed and she found a whole new world worth living for and in with a wonderful shy guy who's only wish was her happiness.

And so, she lived in a wooded fairy-land as her prince single handedly built her a new castle for them to spend the rest of their lives together in, cause from pretty early on in the relationship she had granted his wish and had turned into quite a happy lady.

SHARECHER

My Dearest Belle, to hold you, thrill you, kiss you would be my heaven !

THE YANKEE

My Dearest Yankee: Two words.....SHOW ME !

^BELLE^

Cuz when they're screwing with you they may be leaving some other poor bastard alone who could NOT deal with it...
Let em' talk & whisper BUT don't let em' run you outta Dodge!

MISTRESS REBA

Half-dressed morning dancers....experiencing life in our morning bliss. May the music never stop and may we dance in the morning forever.

PUPPY

Squash, it just so happens that I have in my posession several rubber snakes.

I think that the combination of these and the gummy worms will make the movie unforgettable for everyone there.

KRISTIN

I visited your butt. It's waiting for you to come back.

SQUASH

They need to get a freaking room or go do it in the big dumpster!

DONUTS

A young guy tried to pick me up, never mind that he was probably a serial killer. I have to admit I was flattered.

COLO

This blonde is definitely confused!

PUPPY

I picked my daughter up from her first day of school and her first words were, "School sucks...oh.....and I love you."

HEATHER

You know your Amish teen is in trouble when he shows up at barn raisings in full "KISS" makeup.

BOOKWORM

Unfortunately, Stephanie brought in carrot cake so I had to sit in her office and eat and drink coffee and talk about men's butts, so I didn't get any work done today.

KRISTIN

I knew that I was raising some great kids, but it just occurred to me today that...dang,

I'm raising a designated driver. It's all coming together now... yep.

KRISTIN

Fascinating that you're cloning yourself, Kristin.

I recently decided to do the EXACT same thing.

I am following a slightly different plan.

I am cloning myself one piece at a time.

And I've decided to clone a few extra appendages just to make myself more versatile.

This could be big!

REALLY big.

CAPTAIN MORGAN

A Wang Dang Doodle Of A Good Time ....

CAPTAIN MORGAN

Now, Captain, do you really expect me to Doodle my Wang Dang ??

SQUASH

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "BEER."

MADIE

Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health.

PEACHY

He reminds me of some of the workers I have had come to the house. They bend over and you see their butt crack!

MISS LOU

We are watching his favorite Barney movie...AGAIN!

Someone shoot me!

Will we parents ever be able to put this purple Dino from hell on the extinction list??

ASH'S MOM

Soon I'll be able to pick my nose once again without using my thumb.

RITA

My tattoo is a bit north of where you thought, I suspect...
But you got the part about it being on the back of me correct.

PRANK

White boys can move their feet and their booties, but they can't "dance".

WHIT

Oh, too bad I already busted my tattoo rhyme on your previous post!

SIX

I wonder if Don Heneley and Glenn Frey ever used to go to Grateful Dead Shows?

"Out on the road today, I saw a Dead head sticker on a Cadillac,

A little voice inside my head said 'don't look back,

you can never look back...'"

SHARINGCHER

Remind me to disconnect my webcam.

My moves would make his look like a combination of Fred Astaire and John Travolta.

SQUASH

A sloth with Tourettes is NOT a pretty sight on a dance floor.

MR ORNERY

And just for the record, we here on the stream all know...

"Our Colo" still has it !

PETRA

Hallelujah, and praise be, soon I will be able to put on all my clothing without the help of strangers.

RITA B

You know what happens then?

That’s about when I log on to blog stream and try to appear to all of you as though I’m sane.

It doesn’t work does it?

ROSIE

And you even checked the "YES" box with permanent ink, Pranky... So I know you didn't plan on changing your mind anytime soon.

SIX

We were poor, but I could still see beauty in every single day.

DAISY

It was then, as I watched him closely, that I realized that he was not actually saying anything, I was hearing him in my head.

ICE

We devised a plan that I'm sure will work this time.

Every time I want to smoke I'll have sex.

Mrs. Morgan loves the idea. (Chey His Queen)

The guys I work with are nervous as whores in a church.

CAPTAIN MORGAN

Good luck with the smoking thing Chey and if you start walking funny we know you are doing well!

LUCY

Thank you Lucy and yes, you will know I am doing well !

CHEY HIS QUEEN

It has come to my attention that not all of our customers are happy with the service here at the Darkside Tavern and have made demands that we should hire cute guy waiters to go with our stunningly gorgeous female staff..

WANTED:
MALE WAITERS, MUST BE YOUNG VIRILE AND FIT.. PLENTY OF MEAT ON BONES... A PLUS.. ASK FOR FLEA.

WE PROVIDE A VERY FRIENDLY WORK ENVIRONMENT... HEALTH BENEFITS AVAILABLE... BUT NOT NECESSARY..

SCRATCH

I must be a sick woman to be flattered by a comparison to a hooker.

COLO

Most regrettable kiss?
The one that followed, "I DO".

BELLE

When I love someone it is warts and all.
And it takes a lot for me NOT to like someone and NOT to see the good in them.
It bites me in the ass sometimes though.

LUCY

Because I curse does not mean that I use my talent for Satan.

What it DOES mean is, that if my show is not for you..don't listen ! We all have choices.

So, by your standards, George Bush worked for Satan when he called that chick a bitch?

SHREE'

Hi there, found any "HELP" yet ?

Or maybe it is next to the "ROLLING STONES".

Just go through the double "DOORS" and ask the "BEACH BOYS" about the "IRON MAIDEN" who locked up all the "MONKEYS"!

TRUTH SEEKER

Mr. Whit's post was something to the effect of . . .

You know you're a Republican if Ann Coulter gives you a woody.

ADAM WARLOCK

I was de-Belled when I met the Yankee.

BELLE

Well I am tassle-less now.

GRANDMA BABA

Lucy has a big zit, Belle has a lusty crush, Grandma Baba has a purple bra, Gina2 is kicking butt, Misty has culture shock, Red was a Hooters Girl & Black Napalm has a buzz on ....

FRIDAY NIGHT BLOG POKER CHAT

Ii is about 6:15 on Friday nite, I have slaved away half of the afternoon making BUD LITE PIES for tonight's weekly Blog Poker Game.

We have lots of fun...we PARTY HARDY !!

GRANDMA BABA

I'll see you there Grandma Baba, dont forget the thong you promised to wear !

MISTY

They're just afraid someone's going to suggest strip poker after all those BudLite Pies, Grandma Baba!

RITA B

By the time I was ten years old I'd discovered how much fun it was to pee in the shower.

CAPTAIN MORGAN

What fun did we have tonight at poker !

The Streamer Cult rules!

PS - Where did you get your walrus tatoo?

RED

It's kind of like an Easter Egg hunt except it's the Ass Word Hunt....

Or even better...My Friday Five from now on will be this:

Friday Five With A Twist and Looking For Ass...

BELLE

I ended up eating my two pet chickens, and they were especially good with dumplings.

WHIT

Maybe she needs some Vodka.

BUSMANTERRY

Glad I don't have to eat my dogs.

CHANDA

Do bird farts smell like worms?

JSGDMN

A good, healthy shit is way high on my list of satisfying endeavours.

CAPTAIN MORGAN

Chanda, you crack me up!

Glad you didn't add splattering a zit on the mirror to that list...

Your clever verbage would have done me in for sure!

SIX

Be careful or you might end up Windexing your teeth and flossing the mirror Chanda.

WHIT

There have been many times that I wish that I had taken the opportunity to "slow dance".

But nooooooo.......

I wanted to do the FRUG!!!

SQUASH

I would be elated to see you join in the discussion and bare all !!!
Would you strip for us Whit ?

Or are you just a watcher?

SOLID GROUND

I drink too much, way too much.

I gave my doctor a urine specimen and it had an olive in it.

Lucy

Hi Captain:

When I lost my virginity I ran an ad in the Lost and Found of the local paper. Never did find it, but I found a set of winter tires, a roll of chicken wire, and a 12 ft. inflatable boat. All in all I figure I came out ahead. Never really did much with that darned virginity anyway

SQUASH

You too can be a spy for

OVERHEARD IN THE STREAM SATURDAY.

Simply private message me with a quote, who said it and your secret spy name....

Also, if you have pictures that would fit in with this post send them to me as well as music suggestions.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

ZAPPA FAN

THURSDAY

speakers on...one of my all time favorite songs by Berlin..

LUCY: Truth Seeker, I need HELP !

TRUTH SEEKER: Hi there, found any HELP yet? Maybe it is next to the ROLLING STONES in the yard. Just go through the double DOORS and ask the BEACH BOYS about the IRON MAIDEN who locked up all the MONKEYS !

DAISY: Who locked up all the MONKEYS? It must have been the POLICE. I didn't hear about it till just now because I was outside ROLLING the STONES. It rained last night so it's a GREEN DAY.

GINA2: NO DOUBT, it was a GREEN DAY. I was outside COUNTING CROWS and watching the EAGLES fly.

ZAPPA FAN: I was with Gina COUNTING CROWS when ALL THE YOUNG DUDES came up, trying to START ME UP, I told them to, HIT THE ROAD JACK, so that's when they decided to HITCH A RIDE, all the way, to DETROIT ROCK CITY.

LUCY: Zappa did ya at least get a KISS out of the deal?

ZAPPA FAN: Ya know Lucy I tried, but she said DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME, so I went WALKING IN MEMPHIS and asked Rosie if she wanted to CHER a lunch. She said no, so I went on my next JOURNEY to NEW YORK, NEW YORK and met a man with ANTHRAX.

It was there I became PUBLIC ENEMY #1, ME AND MY GANG were a real MOTLEY CRUE, hell bent on DESTRUCTION. It was there that I met a TWISTED SISTER named SWEET MELISSA. Next thing you know SHE'S HAVING MY BABY.

Now we live in Florida and life is CHEESE BURGERS IN PARADISE.

GINA2: On the BLACK SABBATH I went to the cemetary to pray for THE GRATEFUL DEAD, then I went to the LOVIN' SPOONFUL to have a drink. The bartender tried to play a CHEAP TRICK on me by leaving the vodka out of my B52'S.

ART MALLOY: I was wondering if anyone in England can tell me if PRINCE ever found his DARLING NIKKI.

TRUTH SEEKER: Ok my QUEEN, I guess the LETTERMEN will have to follow the KINKS in their pants to gather any EASY MONEY !

JAN and DEAN were friends of mine during the turblant 60's. Now It's the Oldies Station I listen to for inspiration.

kkTAYLORcc: Checking MY BACK PAGES, I have found that if you were really BORN TO BE WILD , or dreaming of A MAGIC CARPET RIDE in the A GE OF AQUARIUS, you would have to have long HAIR, Look like JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR and always awake to GOOD MORNING STAR SHINE, hanging out with the BEACH BOYS and avoiding the MAMAS & PAPAS, only taking orders from

SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND.

But looking forward, to my VENTURES ... IN THE YEAR 2525, we'll be CRUISIN' and YOU WILL TAKE MY BREATH AWAY but will you still need me ... will you still feed me WHEN I'M 64 ???

(rolling my eyes - give or take a few hundred years ! )

COLO: I rode my ONE TRICK PONY through the

SAVAGE GARDEN that turned into a LONG AND WINDING ROAD

of LOVE.

TRUTH SEEKER: All righty then, there was this POLICE car sitting outside watching the love BYRDS - KISS and all of a sudden a FLOCK OF SEAGULLS began eating BEATLES !

What's happening cried MAMA's and PAPA's? PETER, PAUL, and MARY were supposed to watch out for the RIGHTEOUS BROS.

MISS T: You know! I came here to see if I could get A TICKET TO RIDE. But instead I feel like I can't get no SATIFASCTION!
I'm gonna have to take THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD and take it STEP BY STEP, but you can bet that THERE AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH and I WILL SURVIVE !
These darn RAINDROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD and I know that IT'S JUST MY IMAGINATION.
So now I will stop my JIVE TALKIN' and do THE HUSTLE outta here!

SOLID GROUND: To be perfectly FRANK with you, I feel like I'm swirling around in the 5TH DIMENSION. I've been sitting here COUNTING CROWS and watching the ROLLING STONES fall from their pile because these BEATLES have completely taken over this part of my yard.
I'm going to wash my HAIR now and KISS this day good-bye.

It's a WONDER I actually made it without contracting ANTHRAX or mad cow disease, well, one never knows around here.
I guess it's really all about the SUMMER LOVE and all it's VENTURES/adventures and we can just take it one day at a time.

Before my bath I think I'll have a LOVIN SPOONFUL of HONEY and pray to JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR that Lucy doesn't have posts like this again...anytime soon !!

Just wanted to CHER that with you!

THE END

NO MO'